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manager stick

The ability of executives, supervisors, or members of management to attract female employees ranked below them simply by being their superiors.
Grant: Did you see that smokin' hot intern Brian hooked up with?

Jim: Yah. Brian's the boss. He's got the manager stick.
by The JIC January 8, 2007
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Managerial Swerve

To avoid management or a manager (often with some paperwork in hand) by turning sharply to avoid the afformentioned's path
Rupert; "let's go for a crafty fag,

Jean; "ok but look out the manager is coming"

Rupert; Don't worry I will show you the "managerial Swerve"
by Ratbags November 13, 2010
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crush management

When the object of an unrequited crush tries to maintain friendly ties with the smitten party without selfishly leading him/her on.
When L. realized he was on the receiving end of some world-class crush management, he was hurt of course, but appreciated J.'s thoughtfullness.
by gwood99 August 1, 2008
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mcdonald manager diagnosis

when you pass out in the bathroom of a mcdonald's bathroom, and the manager finds you on the floor shivering.
1. hello, sir. i am the manager at mcdonald's. you are dehydrated and are laying out cold on my bathroom floor.

2. hey, that's my dad. he passed out because he won't drink his ensure.

3. hey, you clowns. you're talking about me. i will not drink ensure because i hate fat people, and i don't want to get fat again!!!

4. if you're ill, please go to mcdonald's to get youself a top of the line mcdonald manager diagnosis.
by MCDONALD'S MANAGER December 6, 2012
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Account Manager

What an employer will post in a job description, trying to make some job look like an awesome, experience-gaining, entry-level beginning to a wonderful career in Marketing techniques, strategies, and problem-solving, and all with competitive salary. When in reality, it's being a door-to-door salesman or a telesaleman making cold calls all day with commission-based pay.
IMMEDIATE JOB OPENING FOR ACCOUNT MANAGER
Run in a local office near you. COMPETITIVE PAY. NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY.
Work for a great company, gain skills in marketing techniques, problem-solving and working as a team an alone, competitive pay + bonuses. I SWEAR THIS IS A GREAT JOB.
by j_ballin April 7, 2015
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Ouija-board management

A style of management whereby the project as a whole is slowly moving in one direction or another, but when asked who is in charge (and by extension who is to blame for the slow progress) all hands come off the board, all progress stops and no one individual is to blame.
When asked how the new project was going Joe replied "With the Ouija-board management going on I am surprised we have accomplished this much"
by Conroe100 September 23, 2017
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Team Manager

A person whose talent didn't get them far enough to make the team so they subside to team manager. They have to be at games and practices just to wear the gear and look like total posers.
Girl: Wow, is he on the team?

Guy: Nah, hes just team manager...
Girl: Oh...
by lovewithsky June 28, 2010
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