male varnish

Nail varnish for for "blokes", works well with a touch of guyliner

"hah! look at that metrosexual with his male varnish n'all"

by Luke Fryer October 1, 2008

Male appropriatism

Changing a words use by covert male narcissists who seek to denigrate women

Dont you try to gaslight me with your male appropriatism your obviously seeking to denigrate me with your male company's 4 dollar words

Cleary you are a gum chewing leg lifting male who gives boys a bad name

by Tonythetiler December 27, 2020

beta male

When your William Roslin

William: Your mom gay.

Anton: Your a beta male .

William: Dies

by v rhjnm March 19, 2018

Male Curse

Being born with an organ that controls our lives from the age of 13 onwards. From this time the male is cursed forever with erections, wetdreams, urges for orgasms, and getting caught masturbating.

Once we feel that estatic feeling of the penis ejaculating, our lives change forever. From that time on we think about it approximatly every 8 seconds,achieving it ever 2 days,and getting it anyway through a wetdream if you refrain from it.

A huge gift and curse for men.

13 year old boy: Hey I wonder what this "jerking off" I've heard aboout feels like...

2 minutes later

OMG that was so good!! Well back to what I was gonna do- hmmm maybe one more time.

2 years later

fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

GRRROOOAAANNNN

2 years later

Come on Mary, lets take our relationship to the next level.

Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Groan Gasp Gasp Gasp yes Yes Yes YES AHHHHHH!!!!!

20 years later

I'm fucking sick of it Mary, we never have sex anymore since the kids were born I WANT A DIVORCE!

20 years later

Shit I have AIDS!!!! well thats the Male Curse for you.

by Callum6969 May 15, 2009

Morgan (Male)

Morgan is a nice guy, he is funny and strong and has a huge cock. He can be a dick to people but it doesn’t matter because of his huge schlong and he fucks girls on the daily and also likes fucking people’s mothers. He is the Chad of the world and is soo good in bed and nobody can beat him. Big cock hero will also beat you up if u annoy him.

Morgan has such a big penis
He is so sexy
Morgan (Male) has a big chode

by MorganIsSexy December 7, 2020

Male identified

A member of the female gender who defends and protects problematic men and blames women for men's wrongdoings. Examples are women who blame girls for wearing short skirts for being sexually assaulted, who attack teenage girls sleeping with adult men instead of the creepy adult men, who say that the woman deserved to be beaten etc. Normally have low self esteem and live for male validation and opinions. Also known as "pick-mes".

Male identified woman: "That stupid little slut was asking to be assaulted wearing that outfit showing her cleavage"

by Rayraydust January 8, 2019

sigma male

sigma males play by their own rules. no one elses. not even their own

sigma male: playing by own rules hey

by bartonspacklecrisp July 6, 2021