munter magnet

someone who always seems to have munters/ugly people after them all the time.

Person1: ohh, ive got this REALLY fit girl after me, its brilliant.
Person2: Lucky you, ive got ANOTHER munter after me. -__-
Person1: HAHAHAHA, YOURE A MUNTER MAGNET

by Boral :) February 6, 2010

Chaos Magnet

A paranormal force that causes a person to attract chaos into his or her life.

I'm at my wit's end. Lucretia is a complete mess -- everything just seems to go wrong with her. Her life is in constant turmoil, financially and otherwise. I think she may have inherited a chaos magnet from her mother.

by RD VLVT July 11, 2011

Magnet Eyes

Someone who cant take their eyes off a hot women

Bro look at this girl right here

Come on, stop u have magnet eyes!

by UDTruth August 19, 2016

Asshat magnet

I always attract asshats

All I seem to do is attract asshat magnets

by Geo Voom September 9, 2016

pussy magnet

Pussy Magnet is British slang for something which attracts women. Often used in context of a car.

I told you I was a pussy magnet.

by jerryfletcher December 21, 2005

lobster magnet

The Greatest Flash Video Ever!

by Doolo August 26, 2003

chick magnet

A man who attracts women the way a magnet attracts iron shavings.

Babes can't keep their hands off that guy; he's a total chick magnet.

by Ben-Him November 23, 2003