When driving, the act of straddling two lanes. Especially useful in areas where signage or road markings are poor, and in unfamiliar urban areas where committing to a single lane could cause a wrong turn or other mistake.
"There are people behind us who want to pass."
"I'm not sure if I need to go straight or bear left, so I'm planning to do both until I figure it out."
"You're pulling an epic lane onion."
"I'm not sure if I need to go straight or bear left, so I'm planning to do both until I figure it out."
"You're pulling an epic lane onion."
by Raser March 8, 2010
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by This Guy made it up April 1, 2009
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"Mikey's only been with her a month and the kid's calling him 'Dad'. I think he's getting fast-laned!"
by Swarmpi04 November 9, 2014
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Now he is facing aiding and abetting murder charges and may spend up to 40 years in prison. He is being wrongly accused of something he had no experience to control.
He currently is free on bail, but this might change on his March 3 trial date. I hope he wins the trial, because he truly was at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Now he is facing aiding and abetting murder charges and may spend up to 40 years in prison. He is being wrongly accused of something he had no experience to control.
He currently is free on bail, but this might change on his March 3 trial date. I hope he wins the trial, because he truly was at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Thomas Lane is the only innocent cop involved in George Floyd's death, the other three assholes are guilty.
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Syafinaz Binte Zainal is making concert at Singapore before moving again but still staying at Teck Whye Lane
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Vinny: Yeah dude, I pulled the Massachusetts Lane Change on her last night, she freaked out.
Johnny: Did she cry?
Vinny: Yeah a little bit, mostly because she never had anal before, I told her I slipped.
Johnny: Did she cry?
Vinny: Yeah a little bit, mostly because she never had anal before, I told her I slipped.
by Tom Sumner October 4, 2008
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