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Health Lottery

Refers to the phenomenon whereby if you live in one postcode in the UK, the National Health Service will pay for some things, but if you live in a different postcode (sometimes even the next postcode over), the NHS will not pay for those same things.
A: Are you going to get your injury looked at by a doctor?
B: No, due to the Health Lottery that counts as cosmetic treatment for me and thus the NHS will not pay
by strawberryutopia August 21, 2013
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Dominican Lottery

When tourists make a hooker pregnant, it's called the "Dominican Lottery" because she is able to claim money for the child or even get a passport to another country.
My friend Jake went on vacation and fucked a hooker without condom. She won the "Dominican Lottery" because she's pregnant and makes him pay for the daughter now!
by Leanuz January 8, 2018
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london lottery

You are moving into a new flat with complete strangers. You don't know how they are going to be like or if you'll get along, hence you're playing the London Lottery. If you're lucky, you might end off with someone you get along with and enjoy. If not... they can become a nightmare
"Are you moving in with friends or playing the London Lottery?"
by Aronnax October 15, 2018
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Hungarian Lottery

When your partner takes a shit and you shove a kit kat bar in their ass and let the chocolate melt and you give them a rimjob and hope it’s chocolate not shit
“Dude did you hear Kevin won the Hungarian Lottery?”
Yeah but Donovan wasn’t so lucky”
by L10nelMess1 June 23, 2019
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Divorce Lottery

When your wife divorces you and collects a compilation of checks including:

1. Alimony

2. Child Support

3. Deed to Your House

4. Your Car Title

"The lottery your man can't win"
"She married and divorced me, just so she could play Divorce Lottery and win"
by Ride or Die Hubby Nigga January 2, 2020
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Taco Bell Lottery

When Taco Bell fucks up your order but they stuff your bag full of so much other stuff your not even mad...
"Damn I really wanted my Cheesy Gordita Crunch but shit....there's like 8 chalupas in here! Thank you Taco Bell Lottery!"
by Mezzarat September 27, 2017
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Villager News Lottery

1, 4, 17, 548, M, A drawing of a dog.

(the real lottery numbers from villager news 2)
by InsaneCatMan13 November 28, 2022
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