Refers to the phenomenon whereby if you live in one postcode in the UK, the National Health Service will pay for some things, but if you live in a different postcode (sometimes even the next postcode over), the NHS will not pay for those same things.
A: Are you going to get your injury looked at by a doctor?
B: No, due to the Health Lottery that counts as cosmetic treatment for me and thus the NHS will not pay
B: No, due to the Health Lottery that counts as cosmetic treatment for me and thus the NHS will not pay
by strawberryutopia August 21, 2013
Get the Health Lottery mug.When tourists make a hooker pregnant, it's called the "Dominican Lottery" because she is able to claim money for the child or even get a passport to another country.
My friend Jake went on vacation and fucked a hooker without condom. She won the "Dominican Lottery" because she's pregnant and makes him pay for the daughter now!
by Leanuz January 8, 2018
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You are moving into a new flat with complete strangers. You don't know how they are going to be like or if you'll get along, hence you're playing the London Lottery. If you're lucky, you might end off with someone you get along with and enjoy. If not... they can become a nightmare
by Aronnax October 15, 2018
Get the london lottery mug.When your partner takes a shit and you shove a kit kat bar in their ass and let the chocolate melt and you give them a rimjob and hope it’s chocolate not shit
by L10nelMess1 June 23, 2019
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1. Alimony
2. Child Support
3. Deed to Your House
4. Your Car Title
"The lottery your man can't win"
1. Alimony
2. Child Support
3. Deed to Your House
4. Your Car Title
"The lottery your man can't win"
by Ride or Die Hubby Nigga January 2, 2020
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"Damn I really wanted my Cheesy Gordita Crunch but shit....there's like 8 chalupas in here! Thank you Taco Bell Lottery!"
by Mezzarat September 27, 2017
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