Lops Johnson

to date someone and lead them on for months just to break up once you're bored of the relationship, usually ghosting them

girl 1: did you hear that they broke up last week??
girl 2: there's no way. why!?

girl 1: idk, he just lops johnsoned her out of the blue without any reason at all

by xoxoFUCKER October 28, 2019

losa

The shortened version of loser, said exactly the same and means the same thing.

Man shes a losa!
Yeah i know!!

by Sam August 8, 2004

Fat Lops

Fat people who are lathargic, and often have trouble making simple movements. Matching shoes is also a problem because they often cant see their feet.

Damn, look at those girls run, its taking them forever. Bunch o'fat lops.

by Michael Behnke May 14, 2005

Loosa

A stupid word that is meant to mean loser that makes you sound/look like an idiot.

should only be acceptable if you are a young child or have a speech impediment

"It is retarded to say loosa"
"I know what's the point"

by LTtrash February 27, 2009

lopa

joker or clown; proclivity for oversized shoes, bad hair, and balloon animals

bozo the clown, krusty the clown; also, see "killer clowns from outer space"

by her mother May 13, 2005

Lopader

A person that wipes from back to front.

You pervertedly looked in the bathroom and you found out you friend was LOPADER.

by Josh Samuels March 30, 2003

Lolsalded

To be assaulted by a man who is laughing out loud.

In the new batman movie, The Dark Knight, the Joker says his father lolsalded his mother with a kitchen knife.

by HarmlessPill August 20, 2008