Longboarding

Longboarding is like skateboarding but for gay and autistic people

GB: I like men now.

Dolan: Why.

GB: I just bought a longboard.

Dolan:so you're an gay autist now.

GB: yep

GB: Longboarding is fun

Dolan : no

by gb jaa maan gräddglass May 5, 2017

Long Boy

An orange cylinder and ironic meme. First used in an anonymous Facebook post by Special Meme Fresh

"HAHA Long boy"
"What?"

by Storm_15 April 9, 2018

longboat

A Canadian name.

the mans last name was longboat.

by the funny guy 932 June 12, 2018

Long Boy

An extremely long boy

Ian likes long boys

by NickerBoy January 9, 2019

Longbong

A super nerdy, super long podophile who loves to chase after kids in a lime VW van

Omg look, that guy must be a longbong. He just can't stop touching kids!

by HYP3R_99 September 26, 2020

Longbottom

Total lot of arseholes who live in England and are so inbred they are like the filling of a sandwich. Their family tree is a wreath.

Oh my God that family looks like the longbottom's but worse.

by Medlev January 9, 2022

Long Boy

An at least 14 inch turd.

Perry: Man dude, were you in the bathroom yet today?
Jake: No, why?
Perry: Someone dropped a long boy in the toilet, it is probably the largest piece of crap I have ever seen!

by Froggo boi January 22, 2022