johnson lid

noun: a condom or device placed between penis and the world.

"yo, let me get a johnson lid, i think i'm getting lucky tonight."

by doug p January 14, 2008

sticky lids

Last night I blow my wife’s brains out and blow my load all over her eyes.

My wife loves sticky lids

by Mrbute June 27, 2022

lid girl

A girl that opens a dude's lid

Guy 1: Wow that girl really opened that guys lid
Guy 2: Yeah she's a real lid girl
Guy 1: Makes me want to transfer to EU

by Zatji April 18, 2018

lid chipped

Another term for getting a haircut.

Hey man, you know a good place to get my lid chipped?

by JoBonBon July 31, 2017

stray lids

stray lids is the most famous lid ever. it is a lid, that is a lid which is stray. lost lid.

Felix: Oh god where'd my lid go again?

Chan: it turned into stray lids.

by 1010yu November 22, 2021

Lid Lad

A lad who always has your back when ya lose your lid.

John always has my back when it comes to lids. He is such a Lid Lad

by nikiboi8298 June 14, 2017

bin lid

someone who's penis is all girth and no length

Jake: "i heard nick has a bin lid"
male Prostitute: "yeh he does"

by Stuart T February 19, 2008