Leak Wink

The act of winking at the person in the next urinal or nearest to you whilst urinating.

1)
Baines: Hey I'm going to take a leak.
Will: I'm going to join you and leak wink you, you bastard.

2)
Jonny: Why did you hit Will?
Baines: He leak winked me over there, the creep.

by Leaky Winker September 8, 2013

Twat Leak

1. The post coital leaking of remnant semen from the twat. No matter how good the clean up is, there’s still a period of twat leak at some point. A condition that has plagued females for centuries.

2. An insult to anyone being and acting like a total twat.

I had morning sex today. Even though I thought I got all his nut out, I started to twat leak during my lunch break.

Stop crying about your pathetic life and do something about it you twat leak.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

taking a leak

A slang term for the process in which a person relieves their bladder.

Daniel: "Dude, where did Duncan go?"
Zach: "Oh. He's in the bathroom, he's taking a leak."

by Mr Zach July 17, 2016

Cock Leak

An absolutely useless person or individual.

A person that is alive by sheer luck because their IQ seems to be of a negative quantity.

Someone that makes statements or jokes that are of no use or bears no relevance to the topic of discussion.

John is such a cock leak he put the staples in the stapler upside down.
Jim is such a cock leak he told gives assholes some hope.

by XpideR G August 4, 2009

bust a leak

To urinate, To pee, using the bathroom, relieving your bladder.

Wheres your bathroom? I gotta bust a leak

by el numero cero July 23, 2008

leak in the wall

to piss on your friends wall, whilst in a drunken state

there's a leak in the wall dave
no there isn' that was you, you TWAT, NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!

by big bobs basterd beans December 5, 2005

Peach Leak

or Leaky Peach. Noun. The way a shaved pussy looks after a creampie, when baby juice begins seeping out and makes everything sticky like a ripe peach.

Hey baby, you want to eat my peach leak?

Aw that's nasty, bitch!

by RIP Zithers December 1, 2009