lagerboy

Someone who only drinks lager. Often a bit of a chav in wetherspoons.

Coined by wychwood brewery.

"What's the matte, lagerboy, afraid you might taste something?"

by xxx_mlggoprobrolololololo_xxx March 11, 2021

PHantom Logger

An unknown person who leaves large turds in the toilet; so large that they cannot be flushed unless broken up with a stick. These turds resemble logs.

Someone keeps doing bloody great poos in the loo at work. Everytime someone goes in there, there it is, floating, like a bloody log, and it won't go down. We haven't found out who the culprit is yet. We call him the Phantom Logger.

by necrotising-fasciitis May 27, 2011

Bella lagged

When a girl is being a real bitch and tires you out.

Holy fuck I’m so bella lagged right now.

by Master Bade July 4, 2019

Ligger Line

When a group of naked guys form a circle and then spin in circles so their boners slap each other.

*thwap* *thwap* *thwap*

Stupid Kid: "Dad, what's that noise coming from upstairs?"

Dad: "Oh, that's just our ligger line! Wanna come join us?"

Stupid Kid: "Yeah!!! YAY!!! Woohoo!!!"

by Matt Markel November 28, 2009

Ligger

Music slang. Origin obscure, but has been in use since the 1970's

A person who blags their way into parties, or back stage at music events just to get free food and drinks, and to bore their friends stupid with stories of 'how they met David Coverdale,' or 'hung out with members of Led Zeppelin.

"I went back stage at the recent Deep Purple gig, but didn't meet the band cos there was 200 other liggers in the way"

by Black Flag June 7, 2007

left legger

left-legger - If a Catholic altar boy kneels on only his left knee, priests would scold him. They say that Catholics kneel on their right knee, and Protestants kneel on their left knee. Those familiar with this explanation sometimes call Protestants left-leggers.

Her father forbid the wedding because he was a left legger.

by bonu$baby March 19, 2009

Lagget

Noun: an individual who's computer runs really slow or lags on MMO servers.

Guy #1: "AH! my computer ish teh lagget!"

Guy #2: "Stop making up excuses n00b."

by DiskoStikk June 23, 2009