Laying Conduit

The act of inserting a rock-solid, erect penis into a female co-worker. Commonly performed raw in most cases.

Where has Logan been? Logan is in the janitor's closet with Katelyn Laying Conduit.

by CHOFAJ July 28, 2021

chill-laxing

c chilling and relaxing

She came home after a hard work week, opened a bottle of wine, made shrimp scampi and began a chill-laxing weekend,

by Nicole Lewis October 18, 2007

violet laing

the word you use when ur sock gets wet and u cant put it back on

im im violet laingin out here after i went to the pool

by violetisawhore May 27, 2020

Beach Landing

Beach Landing is when you are defecating and you aim at the porcelain just above the waterline to avoid splash-back and unnecessary noise

Zach: "Hey man, what's up?"
Nick: "Not much, just executed a smooth beach landing."
Zach: "... A what?"
Nick: "A Beach Landing. You know, when you drop a deuce just above the water-line so you don't get water splashing on your butthole."
Zach: "High-five!!"

by Thaddious October 19, 2020

Jingles Landing

Refers to when someone lands a vehicle, usually aircraft, in such a manner that it causes damage to the vehicle such as broken wings, but without any casualties. May also apply to submarines on the ocean floor.

Popularized by former Royal Navy sailor/Youtuber Paul "The Mighty Jingles" Charlton, who is notorious for doing this in video games, including in the aforementioned submarine.

The plane is damaged, because the last pilot who flew it made a Jingles Landing and broke the landing gear.

by YamaTOGII* August 26, 2021

the blind leading the lost

A more sensible version of "the blind leading the blind"

Hammer: "Swanny and George are drunk as fuck, they have no idea what's going on"

Phaz: "I know bro, it's like The Blind Leading The Lost..."

by PhazMan November 5, 2013

Laying Some Pipe

When a man is giving it hard to his female lover in any of the multiple sexual positions.

Dude 1: "Hey did you hear I was laying some pipe doggie style with Susie last night?"

Dude 2: "No way I have wanted to hit that for months now."

by Excelsior0509 December 12, 2007