kung grattis

Kung grattis is a swedish intentional mistranslation of 'congratulations' (accurately translated to 'gratulerar' or 'grattis') where the extra "kung", meaning "king", applies a majestic weight to the wishings. Kung grattis is widely used ironically.

1) Ironical usage:

- Why so somber, mate?
- Just told Anna about Sarah.
- Kung grattis...

2) Used as sincere congratulations:

- Tillåt mig att kunggratulera! Du har vunnit en brödrost med inbyggda blinkers!

by Papy Jojo March 16, 2007

kung fu

Cat food mixed with squirrel and ferrets and lots of veggies

I sure can go for some kung fu from that korean place over in china town.

by Grasshopper October 01, 2003

good kung fu / bad kung fu

A double-teaming tactic employing a delicate, yet profound balance of yin/yang.
Can be similar to the police interrogation method called good cop / bad cop.
Can be sexual with one in the poot and one in the shute.
In any case, both actors supplement or intensify the effect of the other while remaining individually distinct and somewhat opposite in mannerism.

(on cell:) "Yo, Clyde, slide to my crib. I got me a mad hot Amazon ho and she ready for some GOOD KUNG FU / BAD KUNG FU."

GOOD FUNG FU: "Snatch the pebble, grasshoppa."
BAD KUNG FU: "No tickee, no washee."

by Chengo Bolemongo October 05, 2006

kung fu it

to leave in a cool manner.

Freddy's here. Let's kung fu it bitch.

by TNT June 25, 2004

Kung Fu

a "fighting" style that allows japaneese people to think that they have their own cool style to kick someone's ass, but is really just an expression that says- "hit me, seriously, i will throw very light, shity punches that would only hurt japs and frenchmen"

"bring it, i will Kung Fu your ass down!" 2 hours later:
"so, doctor, how much blood was lost again? i cant remember because of the cuncussion that italian kid gave me..."

by Pietro Hogue May 03, 2008

kung fu

noun: to kung fu
adj: of or like kung fu
pronoun: i dunno.

daaaamn.. that lil man got kung fu'd by that big man!

by rayhan April 04, 2003

Kung F-U

When you flip someone off after giving them a square hit to the jaw.

Yo man did you see Larry last night?! He punched a nigga in the jaw then flipped him off! He totally Kung F-Ued him.

by DDSavage January 01, 2016