pocket kronks

A specific pocket-pair in poker.

Noah looked down at his cards and exclaimed, "pocket kronks, yeees!"

by BattleCrap October 27, 2017

Jacob Kronert

A jacob Kronert is typically described as an abomination to the doughnut industry. He looks like a hybrid between a penguin and a walrus which explains why he walks like a penguin with diarrhea and creates earthquakes like a walrus.

watch out for that Jacob kronert guy he might steal your doughnut

by jkfbwje November 13, 2019

A kronenbourg a.k.a 1664

A kronengourg a.k.a 1664 is a woman who looks 16 from the back but 64 from the front.

Her at the bar was in last night, she is a proper a kronenbourg a.k.a 1664.

by Duke smurf June 13, 2021

Kronk

Another word for passing the hell out

Bob: Hey I think I may Kronk
Joe: Ah damn already?
Bob: Yeah man It's been a long day.

by ReiMaxxed December 26, 2021

Liquid_Kronos

The greatest sword fighter to ever exist, Liquid_Kronos will always drop 200+'s in raids and 20+'s in scrims. Liquid_Kronos has never lost and will never lose.

"What the fuck this man just took out our whole team 20v1, it must be Liquid_Kronos!"
"Liquid_Kronos just solocapped term, he's exploiting! Ban him!"

by notkronos December 3, 2020

kronging

Kronging, verb; to krong, kronged
kronging is the act of rigging a portable air horn so the button stays down and then tossing it on a roof or otherwise hard to reach area of someone's house/work/etc.

can be combined with porning

Dude I totally kronged the principals house last night!

or

Hey man I was out kronging the other night and we got chased by the cops, noise ordinance my ass!

by gracemaverick January 27, 2008

Pull the lever Kronk

A phrase used when instructing a girl to get you dick ready for a handjob by flopping it back and forth

M:give me a handjob
W:ok
M:PULL THE LEVER KRONK!

by Afuckingbear February 10, 2019