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kool aid man

A crazy giant beverage who breaks through walls in order to save humans from the minor inconvenience of thirst. Has the inability to use normal methods of entry, such as the door or gate. Has caused over 900 trillion dollars worth of property damage in his lifetime.
"oh yeah"(distant)
me: wtf was that? did you hear that?
CRASH!! "OH YEAH"
me: dude! my fucking roof!!
kool aid man by OH YEAH September 21, 2003
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kool-aid mom 

A Kool-aid mom is a mom who welcomes everyone to enjoy food and beverages in her home. People tend to gravitate towards this person's house because it is a friendly social environment where everyone feels comfortable and welcoming.
All the kids go to Julia's house to hang out. Her mom makes everyone feel welcome and offers everyone snacks and drinks. She is the typical Kool-aid mom.
kool-aid mom by MomRocks January 1, 2017

kool-aid manning 

verb meaning to bust through a wall, door, or otherwise hard structure and suprise someone or a group of people and say, "OH, YEAH!"
"i was at this girl's apartment last night, and instead of knocking, i totally kool-aid manned the door. the bitch almost fell out of her chair."
kool-aid manning by d beez August 24, 2005

kool-aid pipeline

Donald Trump's Twitter feed.
The Kool-Aid Pipeline just informed me that saying "Merry Christmas" was basically illegal until Trump made it OK.
kool-aid pipeline by Cage Britney December 17, 2018

kool-aid kicker 

a mixed alcoholi drink containing the mixture of vodka and your flavor of preference of kool aid. usually with red.
i had one too many kool-aid kicker drinks and bow i dont remember last night
kool-aid kicker by gabbyxlover August 4, 2007

kool-aid-man 

A verb meaning the act or process of entering a room by throwing yourself through a door with force similar to the force used by the Kool Aid Man in Kool-Aid commercials. The Kool Aid Man typically busted through doors or walls and said "Ohh yeah", but when Kool-Aid-Manning in through a door you've the option of also saying "What the fuck are you kids drinking?"
Mystery Person #1: Dude, Nathan was in bed and his door was closed, so I kool-aid-manned it through and now his door is torn up. He's pretty pissed.
Mystery Person #2: Yeah, he's got $3,000. He can fix it.
kool-aid-man by KoolAidMan December 9, 2008

kool aid dude 

A fat loud white guy who acts black. He only acts black infront of his black friends
Dannys such a kool aid dude in front of Jamal.
kool aid dude by Kool Aid Dude November 10, 2015