When a man puts his thumb in his own asshole while sticking his index finger in his lovers asshole ( same hand ) ... after which they mutually start masturbating ...
by Mikey Bananaz January 13, 2009
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Person 1: <yelling and screaming about stupid meaningless non-issues>
Person 2: Could you not? Seriously. Nobody wants to hear you yelling and screaming about stupid shit and stressing everybody else out around you.
Person 1: Stop being a snowflake!
Person 2: Pot calling the kettle black much? Typically, people who call others snowflakes tend to be the bigger snowflakes themselves at any given time and day.
Person 2: Could you not? Seriously. Nobody wants to hear you yelling and screaming about stupid shit and stressing everybody else out around you.
Person 1: Stop being a snowflake!
Person 2: Pot calling the kettle black much? Typically, people who call others snowflakes tend to be the bigger snowflakes themselves at any given time and day.
by Xinny March 30, 2022
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1. A demonstration of homosexuality. A means of expressing how gay a man is. A homoerotic unit of measurement.
2. A Russian way to exercise that says "I can exercise with the big boys!" It’s the power lifters equivalent to a girl pushup.
3. A secret society of the gay community.
An exercise used to initiate you into Gaydom.
2. A Russian way to exercise that says "I can exercise with the big boys!" It’s the power lifters equivalent to a girl pushup.
3. A secret society of the gay community.
An exercise used to initiate you into Gaydom.
Sally: "Oleg really likes his kettlebell."
Jane: "Hes obviously gay."
Bruce: "Are there any hot guys here tonight?"
Prudence: "oooh yes! Those guys over there are my little kettlebell men!"
Jane: "Hes obviously gay."
Bruce: "Are there any hot guys here tonight?"
Prudence: "oooh yes! Those guys over there are my little kettlebell men!"
by superdudeman June 23, 2009
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dave: hey retard check out my kettlefish!
*john dies*
dave: hey retard check out my kettlefish!
*john dies*
by afi_al January 17, 2006
Get the kettlefish mug.Tunisian Kettle or TKing for short is the name given when someone urinates into a kettle, boils it up and then takes this and pours it down a funnel that has been inserted into someone eles's ass
Hey man I met this girl in the bar last night, she let me TK her ass!
Hey did you hear? Tom walked in on his dad half way through preparing a tunisian kettle
Hey did you hear? Tom walked in on his dad half way through preparing a tunisian kettle
by TwistedFagan May 17, 2011
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Girl 1: Hey girls! We are going to have a broken tea kettle!
Girl 2 & 3: WOOOOOO HOOOOOO!
Girl 4: What does that mean?!?!?!
Girl 2 & 3: WOOOOOO HOOOOOO!
Girl 4: What does that mean?!?!?!
by Peter Calabrese September 11, 2007
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has a great style. everyone knows him.
can be rude, but very does have a heart.
and he's really smart, but cute!
has a great style. everyone knows him.
can be rude, but very does have a heart.
and he's really smart, but cute!
by boo37189 March 19, 2009
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