klinkers

Small, hard and encrusted lumps of shit that form around the anal opening that cause immense pain when a person sits down.

That old tramp hasn't washed in months, I bet he has klinkers. Dirty old sod!

by Jon October 10, 2004

The Kicker Upper

A special cum shot finishing move invented by the infamous pornography star Randy West. The Kicker Upper takes place when Randy West puts a girl in the doggy-style position towards the side or end of a bed. Standing behind the girl, who is now in the doggy-style position, Randy then lifts one of his legs onto the bed while leaving the other on the ground, hence - The Kicker Upper. The view is one so that the cameraman can completely capture Randy pumping and thrusting into the girl until he cums.

Uh oh, here comes The Kicker Upper! Randy must almost be done!

by Someone who has done this same thing May 2, 2006

klinker

Word originating from a 17th century Dutch colony of what is now upstate New York. The town cobbler (who lived a quiet life) was observed one day at the local inn as he quaffed a pint of beer in less than a few seconds and, quietly placing the empty pint on the inn's counter, returned to work quietly in his shop. The cobbler's name was Matthias Von Klinker. Ever since, to Klinker a beer is to drink it very quickly without all the ridiculous glitz and show of a frat-boy beer-bonging.

I grabbed two beers - one for Mac, one for me. I looked down only to pop the top off of mine and when I looked up, Mac had Klinkered his and was ready for another.

by deek3241 October 5, 2006

Puppy kicker

Lowest form of life on the planet, anyone that hurts a dog should be killed in the most disgusting way imaginable.

Bob 1) Did you see that guy push that old lady?
Bob 2) Yah, what a fuckin puppy kicker!
Bob 1) Let's go kill him in the most disgusting way imaginable!

by sweatygooch August 3, 2010

shit-kicker

1. A cowboy; called so because they muck about in manure on a fairly regular basis.
2. The manure-smelly boots such that a cowboy wears.

"That shit-kicker in my English class risks a serious ass-kicking if he doesn't stop blaring that Tim McGraw shit every morning in the parking lot."

by holydust March 10, 2005

Kalamazoo Kicker

A mixed beer drink consisting of 1 Pint of Bud Light with 1/4 Can of Red Bull Energy Drink added. It originates from Kalamazoo, MI and was invented by a core group of people that consist of Mike Clapp, Shelli Clapp, Joe Taylor, Justi Harris, Justin Lorimer, Austin Working, Mary Vanderbeck.

Mike, shelli, Joe, Justi, Justin, Austin, and Mary went to Shakespears Pub and ordered a round of Kalamazoo Kickers.

by Mike Clapp June 28, 2007

knickerpedia

An encyclopaedia (encyclopedia in American), for knickers (panties in American).

Louise: Hello young lady. I have a date with tam, a hot young buck I met on YouTube.
Imogen: Well what panties are you gonna wear, shawty?
Louise: I don't ken. Probably gonna peruse my knickerpedia.
Imogen: Great success.
Louise: Thanks.
Imogen: Any time.
Louise: Bye.

by JDee April 21, 2008