King Kong Schlong

A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!

She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!

by tpulley1966 August 2, 2022

King Konged

Being in a state of complete transcendental kettyness and as high as a ferret in a hot air balloon

Me and stevo bashed 2g's of ket then smoked a philly blunt, I'm king konged mate

by elephantspam January 26, 2019

King Kong

To "King Kong" is when a man stands, feet planted, and slaps his thighs from side to side with his penis by shifting his weight from hip to hip.

I dropped my pants, lifted my shirt, and pulled a King Kong.

by N.G.R.B. October 14, 2011

King Kong

A giant ape from skull island, who is kidnaped and dies in new york in 1933

Hey, have you seen the 1933 King Kong movie

by GojiraKnowledge March 16, 2023

King Kong-ish

1. Being overly beast like.

2. Being insanely good in bed.

GF: How the hell did you break the toilet?

BF: I guess I was being too King Kong-ish.

GF: My BF was King-Kongish last night. It was amazing.
GF's friends: oooh, you go girl!

by CrazyJMiles November 22, 2009

Kong, King Kong

Monkey

"Who is going to win in Godzilla vs Kong"
"Kong, King Kong"

by Chocalant April 2, 2021

Carlsbad King Kong

The act of filling your anus or vagina (or both) with your dogs favorite treat and then they have to lick it out.

I was bored last night so I broke out the peanut butter and gave my dog a Carlsbad King Kong.

by IbeSarcasm May 12, 2024