Todd Dammit Kerns

Bassist for Slash and the Conspirators. Guitarist for Sin City Sinners. His name is Todd Dammit because it rhymes with God Dammit. Todd is awesome.

Dude, who is that guy with Slash?

Oh, that's Todd Dammit Kerns!

by Mr Mojo fuckin Risin August 15, 2012

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Kernel Bye

An extremely large mistake in regards to one's academic lifestyle. Extremely popular in Canada's capital of Ottawa, Ontario, this term originated from a school which hosted an unnecessarily rigorous academic program which caused so much strife among its population that the school name was turned into a common slang term.

Honestly, I shouldn't have made a kernel bye and taken AP chemistry... I'm almost flunking the class.

by Quazister January 26, 2018

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kernel

the proper way to spell colonel

*spells colonel* are you fucking stupid? it's kernel!

by MrMcGeePerson September 6, 2017

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kernel panic

Diarrhoea (or diarrhea, depending on your linguistic preference). Contrast with core dump, which is solid.

"Uhh, that was exhausting."
"Core dump?"
"Nope, kernel panic."

by varn_ix August 11, 2008

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kernal

Kernal is defined by someone having two or more chins.The fat rolls under the persons chin and the head expression associated with it give that person a kernal head.
Also a derivative of KFC founder Colonel Sanders head with it being the foundation to this head expression.
A person with no neck can also be described as having a kernal head.

Look at that fat *(kents) Kernal head.
Man,he's so fat he's got a kernal head.
Dont eat so much otherwise you'll get fat and cop a kernal head.
Look at that fat assed no necked kernal head.

by Thatsbest December 13, 2004

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