When a fine young lady climbs on top of a guy's face while he is laying down (face up, of course), straddles him and rides him like bucking bronco as he eats her pussy. he is blinded by her tummy and/or her tits as she leans over him, deaf as her thighs grip his head tightly (over his ears) and dumb since he can't talk with her wet pussy in his mouth. The act is complete when she cums in his mouth...a good slap across the face as she climbs off can also be added for good measure.
He was acting up, getting all bossy...so I Helen Keller'd him and showed him who the fuck is in charge.
by Diamond Pony March 6, 2012
Get the Helen Kellermug. I Hellen-Kellered that bitch.
by Nicolas J. Anzaldua August 14, 2007
Get the Hellen-Kellermug. 1-A yummy peice of ass I totally want to tap.
2-A blind, deaf, and mute.
3-The root of almost every blind or deaf joke.
4-Creates hilarious jokes.
5-An insult.
6-Pretty much my life.
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2-A blind, deaf, and mute.
3-The root of almost every blind or deaf joke.
4-Creates hilarious jokes.
5-An insult.
6-Pretty much my life.
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1-Need I say more
2-Need I say more
3-Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "deerrrduhhh"
4-See above, or google Helen Keller jokes fucking epic shit right there.
5-See above.
6-Need I say more.
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2-Need I say more
3-Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "deerrrduhhh"
4-See above, or google Helen Keller jokes fucking epic shit right there.
5-See above.
6-Need I say more.
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by i got this February 16, 2008
Get the Helen Kellermug. When a man ejaculates into both of his lovers ears and then jabs them in both eyes rendering them deaf and blind.
"Stacy what's wrong? You seem to be hard of hearing today and you keep tripping on everything."
"Derrick gave me a Helen Keller last night so i can't see or hear too well."
"You're such a twat waffle Stacy!"
"Derrick gave me a Helen Keller last night so i can't see or hear too well."
"You're such a twat waffle Stacy!"
by Fatchicks4me March 27, 2008
Get the Helen Kellermug. When you fuck a girl upside down so the blood rushes to her head causing her to lose her hearing, and then finishing off by cumming in her eyes.
by skeeternewmon September 16, 2019
Get the The Helen Kellermug. This is a sexual act in which a male wakes up in the middle of the night to his sleeping partner and ejaculates and then finishes in his or her eyes and ears. Therefore hindering their partner deaf and blind the next morning.
"Hey Laurie the word around town is that Greg gave ya a helen Keller"
"Well I wasn't really sure who gave it. Didn't see him that good this morning"
"Well I wasn't really sure who gave it. Didn't see him that good this morning"
by Tappakeggaday August 19, 2009
Get the Helen Kellermug. by MeatWallet09 April 19, 2012
Get the Helen Kellermug.