to Brett Kavanaugh

To Brett Kavanaugh - to pull out calendars as proof of activity, specifically to attempt to prove something happened.

I'm going to Brett Kavanaugh this attorney!

by Frustrated Clerk February 3, 2022

Kavanaugh

(Verb) To insert or become indelibly fixed into memory.

I will kavanaugh this moment forever.

I kavanaughed the sound of my mother's voice before I could think.

JFK's shooting is kavanaughed in my hippocampus.

An apology to Kavanaugh will never kavanaugh in my brain.

by DrJuluka October 13, 2018

Kavanaugh

When a guy throws a huge fit about doing normal things to prove he's "normal."

Guy 1 : "Hey how come you dont hang out?"
Guy 2: "I like to drink beer. I drink beer. Do you like to drink beer? I like beer"
Guy1 : "Dude, you dont have to Kavanaugh me."

by Teaching Moments April 23, 2019

bart kavanaugh

A complete failure and bastardization of law and or Government supported by Republicans.

Voter: "You know the right are nothing more than extremists and traitors when they pulled a Bart Kavanaugh."

Voter #2: "Yes, but November is coming."

by Jo Valentine October 4, 2018

kavanaugh

(verb) the act, by a white male of privileged status, in an agressive shouting or pathetic crying manner (or both, alternating), of ignoring, avoiding, lying, or answering a completely different question than the one being asked, especially with respect to his excessive drinking habits or mistreatment of women.

Son, don’t try to kavanaugh me, and just tell me where you were last night.

by LucifurIsADog October 10, 2018

Kavanaugh

The act of attempted rape.
See also Kavanaughed.

Robert tried to Kavanaugh me.

by Frogkiller42 October 10, 2018

Kavanaugh

Verb. To liquor up an underage girl and try to rape her with your friend watching. Fail to accomplish penetration. Become a Supreme Court Justice. Get Impeached. Get 15 years in Maryland state penitentiary.

Dude so kavanaughed that sophmore, passed out with his pants down!

by Citizen Z December 28, 2018