Kaiser Popal

The guy who fucks all the bitches. Jizzes all over crowds of sluts and hoes.

Broh, you’re a real kaiser Popal tonight.

by Jeffsixtyseven January 30, 2018

kaiser soze

a deeply traumatized male soul, consumed by helplessness, rage and an impulsive need for revenge and self destruction

after she left him he was so devastated that he started drinking and turned Kaiser Soze

by Aniretak October 26, 2007

Kaiser

Slang for "okay", stemming from the similarity of the first syllable of Kaiser (kai) to "kay" a slang word short for okay.

Talia: "I think I'm gonna skip lunch today."
Elay: "Kaiser"

by moonman54 January 10, 2011

Kaiser soze

Mysterious charactor from The Usual Suspects.

****Spioler**** Kaiser soze is Kevin Spacey aka Verbal Kent.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

KaiserSose

the 1337est videogamer of them all

kaiser is soo goddamn 1337

by Stoner June 28, 2004

Kanser

To kanser is to turn someone's rucksack or bag inside out, without them knowing, just to achieve a few laughs.

'Man, you proper kansered my bag there. I can't return it to its' normal state.'

by Crazy Lace Geoffrey April 29, 2008

Kaiser Soze

A person that visits you in your prison cell late at night.. mysterious, dark and frightening, gives you an anal intrusion and disappears before daybreak.

The new fish got a Kaiser Soze two nights ago.. he hung himself this morning..

by Sir_Cruz October 5, 2006