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Katana

The ultimate sword that is folded over 9000 times, It can deflect multiple .50BMG bullets and up to a 155mm howitzer round without warping, bending or shattering, It can cut through the armor of a M1A2 Abrams tank and it will make your penis noticeably larger.
They are often wielded by Weeaboo's, Wapanese and Japanophiles in modern times, In ancient times they were worn by the elite Samurai class and any Anime character of the era.
Any rumors that they can't deflect bullets and disintegration rays are completely unfounded, It's also a myth that they are made of cheap pig iron, They are made with unobtainium and steel called Tamahagane.
A US GI fired his M1919 .30cal machine gun at the approaching samurai warrior but he deflected all the shots with his Katana, cut the barrel in half and cut the soldier in half firing it all under 0.5 seconds.
by Gecko45 January 22, 2015
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Katawa Shoujo

A very long computer game for guys (only downloadable), which is mainly about finding the perfect girl. The preview is rated G but the rest is either PG or R rated, depending if you disable or able adult content. There is even an anime inspired by this game.
Guy: "What's an awesome game for guys?"
Other Guy: "Katawa Shoujo."
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Kanada

He's from Kanada!
by Anonymous January 29, 2003
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katanana

A Katana shaped like a banana.

Strike down your foes with a deadly overdose of potassium.
It's a fucking Katanana, what more do you want?
by Sir Hobbledale January 11, 2014
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katalaiah

Is a strong upholding individual. A beautiful energetic persona. She stuns people with her beauty. Very smart and knows how to get what she wants. Goes for what she wants with no hesitation. Very strong individual that can hold her own. She doesn't give up. She is very loving and caring for those who are close to her but don't take it for weakness.
Katalaiah never gives up, she strives forward.
by MzYunique March 19, 2017
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Katarayna

Best person you will ever meet. She is smart, intelligent, beautiful, and full of passion. She is an amazing friend, and will always be there for you when you need her. Be careful though, she is easy to fall in love with. She can take your heart over in a day or less!!!
"Holy shit your beautiful."-person 1
"Bro, look at katarayna and try to say that to her again"-person 2
"OMG" "She is amazing"-person 1

"I really need a friend like katarayna"-person
"I could just be your friend"-katarayna
"Damn ur nice"-person
by Thatonepersonme November 10, 2018
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Katana

A girl who is every bit crazy but is a amazing friend. Don't mess with katana or she will most likely mess up your face. Katana's are a rare breed and if you can find a girl as amazing as her then your lucky because there is no one better at being a friend . Katana's are usually red heads, brunettes or blond and are extremely pretty and have very beautiful eyes. They come from Italy and usually stay around in Europe. She is adventurous and isn't afraid to go cliff- diving or parachuting (In Minecraft). She looks danger in the eyes and couldn't be more brave. She has an unbelievably soothing voice that she's not afraid to use. She also is the best person to take to a party. If you can find a katana then you are a very lucky person.
Katana is a name for a human, normally female.
by GrillbyGoodMan October 6, 2019
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