jumbo tampoons 

huge ass tampoons used as nukes whille you are camping ind Costco during a zombie invasion. Also you can stick it up your butt for pleasure

"Fuck their coming, throw the jumbo tampoons"

jumbo tampoons by thiccboota69 January 16, 2020

jumbo-large 

descriptive term used to express that the largeness of an object, deal, or person is of the grandest scale.

Sid: That bitch must weigh at least 400 pounds.

Jonny: Yeah, she's fucking jumbo-large.

jumbo-large by Icarus Meltdown January 14, 2009

jumbo jack 

a term for huge tits. especially huge bazongas.

Dude, did you see that hot girl last night. she had a gorgeous pair of jumbo jacks.

jumbo jack by velvy May 30, 2007

Jumbo Cunt 

A massive 4ft wide vagine, sometimes mistaken as the bermuda triangle, as it is feared by most sailors.

"Arr me harteys, the jumbo cunt took my leg"
"I heard that old bitch has a massive jumbo cunt"

Jumbo Cunt by sabrenoose September 3, 2005

Jumbo Jack 

To grab your phallus with one hand, while using your other hand to shake your other arm with the overall intention of causing extreme pleasure seemingly caused by another person. Is similar to the Dutch Rudder.

Bobby was horny and lonely late one Saturday night, and so took to "Jumbo Jack"ing himself off.

Jumbo Jack by Skamando March 10, 2009

Jumbo Midget 

An oxymoron describing a a giant midget.

You: "Damn, look at that short giant! "
Your Friend: "That's not a short giant its a Jumbo Midget."

Jumbo Midget by Vladimir Ruiz July 7, 2011

Jumbo Shrimp 

a phrase that has now taken the place of "cool" So... if your going to say cool..say "JUMBO SHRIMP!!"

OMG..thats so jumbo shrimp!

Jumbo Shrimp by Penny Lane May 13, 2005