Josie

An idiot when it comes to making decisions. Forgives but never forgets. A great fighter and knows what she's talking about when she says it. Argues when she knows she's right. Loves to be outside and listen to loud ass music.

Josie: really, your gonna sit there and tell me that your a street fighter?

Some bitch: Hell yeah!

Josie: Ight bet let's do this bitch!

by How_funnyyyy323 May 6, 2019

Josie

The name of a basic popular blonde who all your crushes have a crush on. She is extremely “quirky and random.” Everyone who isn’t her friend dislikes her, though they don’t have a clear reason.

You: do who do you like?
Your crush: Josie

You: frick.

You: so who do you like?
Your other crush: Josie
You: FRICK

by GoodbyeStranger October 8, 2019

Josie O'Neal

basic bitch

"do you see what she's wearing?"
"yeah she must be a Josie O'Neal!!!"

by 123basic January 11, 2014

Jonsie

Jonsie comes from the greek name, Jonseliah. He is known for his quick toes and amazing dance moves. he interperates everything in a wise fasion, and is witty. his looks are stricking, but his taste in women isnt so hot. he enjoys long walks on the beach, purple scrunchies, and housekeeping. eharmony.com - search eric bennett.

jonsie licorice.

by Angey1234567890RL May 3, 2009

Josie

An awesome girl who calls herself a potato but will marry Harry Styles she really will so if youre not josie stop

-Im going to marry harry styles
- no, youre not josie

by peter puffin September 19, 2012

dirty josie

When a straight girl wants her gay friend's dick but he won't give it to her, so she ends up tackling him to the floor in a beast-like fashion. Usually involves biting and commenting on the gay boy's pant bulge.

He said he didn't love her so she gave him the dirty josie.

by DinoDaddy September 4, 2017

Josie's Pussy

Sweet as cherry pie on a warm summer evening on your grandmas porch! Nothing sweeter. nothing better.

Josie's Pussy made me melt like a glass of iced tea

by Sweetpantherpurrs123 May 26, 2017