Jerry Jonesing

To fondle, caress, grope, or otherwise "second base" a girl from behind.

Damn that girl looks good, I'm going to do some serious Jerry Jonesing if I can get behind her in line!

by kmillertime August 7, 2014

Jonesed

Getting drunk and expressing your feelings to a girl you are interested in. This comes in the form of a long text or multiple phone calls and usually results in rejection and regret.

I went out last night and totally jonesed Lauren bro. no shot she gets with me now.

by Lalallala March 14, 2025

Jonesing

1. (Verb) To fiend, tweak, or absolutely geek out.
2. (Verb) To mess with somebody (Similar to Joshing somebody)
3.(Verb) To be extremely angry

1. “Liam’s vape died yesterday and now he’s jonesing.”

2. “Ben I know we’re not going to Canada stop Jonesing me.”

3. “Nates girl broke up with him and now he’s absolutely jonesing”

by VNSpano127 November 12, 2023

Jonesing

When bitcoin’s price rockets up by $1,000, and Tom Jones graces the moment with “What’s New Pussycat?” echoing through your mental sound system. It’s not just a pump; it’s a full-on Jones-fueled celebration. Side effects include excessive “Whoa, whoa, whoa-ing” and bullish dancing.

Bitcoin is jonesing up forever, Laura.

by 1btc1.com November 30, 2024

jonesing to the jones

A deep desire to be someone else. A neighbor who has more or anyone and anything that you perceive to be better. The grass is greener syndrome.

They just bought a new Mustang and I am jonesing to the Jones right now.

by Gidgetagain August 27, 2019

Jonesing

To roast someone for a specific characteristic or trait in a joking manner.

Examples:
“Ol’ hotdog water breath havin’ ass”
“Ol’ peanut head havin’ ass”
“Ol’ not knowing your left from your right, lost in the woods head ass”

Usage:
“Tim was jonesing on Tom so hard”

by Saint Morales December 14, 2022

jonesed up

pumped up, excited and wanting to do something. Example: On the TV series "Fast & Loud" he was about to buy an old lifted van & he asked Aaron what he thought and then he said "You're all jones up, you're gonna sleep in this thing tonight".

I'm all jonesed up to go racing.

by Jonesed Up September 25, 2013