jonas secrets

(n) 1. A place where people (now known as 'creepers') can let out their secrets about the Jonas Brothers. Modeled after Post Secrets.
2. Used to be a great place, but now is full of crazy psychopaths who don't know what the fuck they are talking about anymore.
3. A facebook group that people use to worship Candis Leigh and Nichole Honer
4. A place full of noobz
5. 5 too many groups on facebook

Nick: It looks like some girls are following us.
Kevin: I really hope none of those are Jonas Secrets girls, they might try to rape us.
Joe: That girl looks like Candis, let's ask for an autograph!

by asdfggfdsa123456789 December 23, 2008

Jonas Brothers Haters

There are known definitions:-
1. People who hate the Jonas Brothers. (No, really?)
2. People who hate the Jonas Brothers because, according to the Jonas Brothers Haters' enemies, the Jonas Brothers Fangirls, they are 'hawter' or more 'famouse' than the Jonas Brother Hater.
3. A group of mainly 13-17 year old boys who are homophobic and would feel 'gay' if they said they liked the Jonas Brohers. (DISREGARD THIS DEFINITION. IT IS HIGHLY INACCURATE.)
4. Synonyms for awesome.

I am one of the Jonas Brothers Haters. I'm female.

by The Infinite Sadness May 31, 2009

Jonah Falcon

Jonah Falcon (born July 29, 1970) is an actor and writer. He is perhaps best known for the size of his penis, measuring 9½ inches (24 cm) flaccid and 13½ inches (34 cm) erect.

Jonah Falcon appeared in the May 2003 issue of Rolling Stone.

by Jonah Falcon April 25, 2005

Jonas Brothers Haters

A person who can think for themselves and resist bubblegum pop the media floods them with

Did you see those Jonas Brothers Haters? They were the only ones to pass the test.

by AlisaGirl1990 July 17, 2009

Jonafart

When you fart out of your mouth. This happens when your anus is blocked, usually by a log of poop. Your body is forced to push out the gas through your mouth. Often not pleasant because the jonafart can cause foul tastes in your mouth. They happen 5-10 times a year.

(Fart Sound) I farted out my mouth, It must of been a jonafart.

by CongoJSpin December 19, 2011

JonArryn'd

1) When a high ranking member of any organization or ruling group is rendered completely and utterly useless upon their attempt to expose some conspiracy or tightly guarded secret.

2) Killed quite pathetically by a political opponent. See murked.
3) To be poisoned and die only for the authorities to deem the death "of natural causes."

A: Did you hear what happened to the Vice President of China?
B: Naw? what happened to that cat?
A: Nigga got JonArryn'd.

The term originates from the 1st novel, A Game of Thrones in the epic fantasy series A Song of Ice and Fire from esteemed author George R.R. Martin. At the opening of the novel the character Jon Arryn is announced dead of a "sickness" that is anything but. Hence Jon Arryn was JonArryn'd

by hard6 September 12, 2012

Pulling Off A Jonas

Whenever any object makes a high pitched squeaky noise; usually from being rubbed against something, creating the high pitched noise...compares to the Jonas Bros. who sing really high, and almost sound like theyre squeaking

(shoe squeaks on floor) "Hey Ronny, i just pulled off a Jonas!!!" hence the term, "Pulling Off A Jonas"

by ijustpulledoffajonas August 16, 2009