Johneah

natural beauty; irresistable; god's gift

johneah exum

by exumoney February 11, 2010

Jomeen

A Jomeen is a moment in time when you do somthing utterly stupid. So stupid that to perform this action it takes brains and thereofre it is not stupid. I hope you get that because i don't...

Like when you have driven all they way down the moterway beofre forgeting you have left your car at home.
Or
When Josh leaves his key inside the hotel room on a school trip.
Despite, a Jomeen being unfortunate for the victim it is often worderfully funny for any passers by...

by LifeLover97 July 6, 2011

Johney Darko

A very dark, almost crispy african american individle. Who has stand out white teeth.

Peter Mensah (spartacus blood and sand) is a Johney Darko

by Lil wayns cousin November 2, 2011

Johner

A Johner is an obscure way to make sure you've got your manhood beefed up and that your Jimmy John's Johner is out in fellowship with the Lowkeycuties.

Are there any Johners in the chat?

by themarcazard April 25, 2022

johned

tryign to cut in line by yelling out the name john like you are looking for someone but really you are jsut cutting in line

ima john my way up to the front

damn man those kids just johned the whole line

by R()$$ April 24, 2004

joleene

Joleenes are very bubbly and talk a little too much. They wear way too much makeup and are very competitive. They can sometimes be bitchy and sassy and will steal your spotlight or best friend in a heartbeat. Joleenes are great at sports and flirting and also has a great fashion sense and can do almost anything with hair

" oh no Joleene is coming"
" she is so damn competitive and made the audition but not me"

by Queen panda March 20, 2017

Jheeta

A confident and bizarre man, often seen as a predator in social environments, such as clubs. He attacks (the centre of) his prey with a continuous bombardment of smelly, irrelevant chat. Has a strange physical appearance, somewhat resembling a hovering Indian. He is a friendly species, but is incapable of making eye contact with his chosen one. Yet to be fully understood.

Girl 1: Have you been talking to another Jheeta?
Girl 2: Yeah, I think he wanted to pull me, but just kept spouting obscure historical facts.

Guy 1: Have you got a text back from Jheeta yet?
Guy 2: No, he's such a pikey he'll only reply on facebook!

by Jeff Theodore Jefferson June 7, 2011