Jobbie Waffler

Someone who talks absolute shite.

"What you talking about now you jobbie waffler!"

by Qualityfeet69 March 9, 2026

Dirty Joanie

When you're banging a 50+ year old and make him jizz in a beer can then shotgun the beer

I heard she likes to start her parties off with a good ol Dirty Joanie

by Tuggy69 June 13, 2019

Officer Jobbie

- A motherfucking Chad who likes too much of gangbang and golden shower.

- Spends too much of phone storage on telegram. (bout 300TB) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- Would snatch your girl using his strong pp energy, but will give you back your girl, if you offer some alcohol (hand sanitiser included)

"I spend too much time and storage on telegram."
'Maybe you are an officer jobbie.'

"I would like to sacrifices this bottle of hand sanitiser (contains alcohol) , if you return me my girl that you snatched easily, Lord officer jobbie."

by JDZD January 26, 2022

Steve jobbie

Wanking someone off whilst cosplaying Steve Jobs. Bonus points for carrying an iPad and gagging them with an apple.

Your mom gave me a banging Steve jobbie last night

by Consideryourselfshanked December 30, 2022

Boobie Joobie

A Boobie Joobie (boo-bee jew-bee) is someone who you consider to be your significant other, husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, lover, partner, babe, boo, honey, side bitch, bae, boy-toy, etc. You get the picture.

Boobie Joobies! Where are you?

You’re my Boobie Joobies.

by WutYuSay? October 11, 2023

Pulled A Jobie

When you shit yourself right before we have to go on the field for a high school band marching festival.

Damn, I just pulled a Jobie.

by Tneg March 1, 2019