Johan

He is a really sexy and hot guy everybody wants to bee like him. If a girl see him they are feeling dying becuase his too hot!

Oh there is Johan he is so hot! I want him in my bed.

by bananen433 December 12, 2016

Johan

This name is associated with super awesome people. A Johan will usually enjoy past times like playing guitar and playing World of Warcraft. They are people that will make you feel so happy that you wake up every morning thinking that you are the luckiest person alive to have them in your life. A Johan is not only tall, dark and handsome, but they also have stunning eyes. They also pronounce words such as "fluffy" and "bunny" very cutely. People love a Johan very very much.
He also belong to a Queen called Angeline
#johan#world of warcraft#bunny#guitar#handsome

Angeline: "Wow, that Johan makes me so happy. I love him.He is my boyfriend "

by Nahok September 25, 2018

Johan

That Johan is such n stupid cunt,And you would like to fuck his girl its usually n tall thin man who anybody can fuck up

Johan is such n stupid weak bitch

by Qwejjdhdhjejenjdjdjejje September 11, 2020

Karl Johan

Its a norwegian guy with a big viking cock.

OMG his cock is so big. his name must be Karl Johan

by Karl Johan has a 12inch dick February 12, 2020

Johan

The name"Johan" is a male name from Germany. They are confident and the man who has this name is the Strongest.

He's just like Johan

by Yujiro Hamma November 21, 2021

Johan

A hipster who loves going down on teachers and drinking coffee

"Hey youre such a Johan""
"Yeah i know, im in love with meinsma's dick"

by DavaiBoi November 30, 2017

Johans Andra Lag

Johans Andra Lag lyder:

"Man måste byta med jämna mellanrum" (det blir tråkigt efter en stund)

Med byta menas att byta flickvän. Det bör ske med jämna mellanrum eftersom det blir tråkigt att vara i ett förhållande med samma muija under en längre tid.

"Enligt Johans Andra Lag börjar det vara dags att byta brud"

by Slavhjulet March 18, 2024