johan deag

A guy that is usually really bad in every video game, especially in Counter Strike

OMG, you're so johan deag

by officialcraven April 24, 2017

johan ruiz

Strong fierce Mexican who isn’t affraid to speak his mind and gets all the girls usually has a lot of girl bestfreinds.

Johan Ruiz is a cool cat

by Unknown 123432432 May 5, 2018

Johan Ulveson

the Swedish actor everyone knows, but nobody knows the name of.

plays the voice of Albo in the Swedish kids game "Drakens värld" (trans. Dragons world)

me: hey who played the voice of Albo in drakens värld?
guy: idk, i know his face but not his name
me: i think he played the therapist in Bonusfamiljen too..
guy: yeah, let's Google it...
me: OH! its Johan Ulveson!

by ike.aa October 1, 2018

Johan Olesen

A person, typically of the male gender, who has perfectly even-sized symmetrical arms.

"Wow Johan Olesen, very symmetrical arms you've got there!" and "You have a very even-sized pair of arms my young boy, named Johan Olesen."

by GenderfluidAsexualSunLolly January 31, 2019

Johan_apologist

Johan_apologist is my mutual on tiktok and is a literal diety. He is the smartest, hotest, and most cool person I know, possibly excluding Zook. I worship him everyday and would die for for him.

Johan_apologist, isn't that the coolest person ever

by Hotpeoplelover2089 April 14, 2021

Johan_apologist

A God amongst men who has a 2000 in, is hot af, and is very cool. He has never missed in any take and if you disagree with him you do not deserve rights. I pray to Johan_apologist every morning.

Did you see Johan_apologist's new tiktok? It was so good.

by Hotpeoplelover2089 April 14, 2021

Johan eli

Johan Eli is a very beautiful name . Mostly used in the Faroe Islands. Not many people are named Johan Eli. It’s special and charming. Johan Eli loves to help others and to make other people laugh. Johan Eli will do everything for his family and other’s he loves

Johan eli is very dedicated, strong, handsome, funny, loving and full of energy. Always ready to go on a spontanious adventure

by Vouli November 21, 2021