Jello Biafra

Stage name of Eric Boucher (sp) and the smartest man ever to walk the earth. After the disbandment of the Dead Kennedys (his former group of which he was the singer for), he began to release solo spoken-word albums with his opinions on society and political well-beings. A self-proclaimed anarchist, and a guy I would definately love to meet.

Some of Jello's solo projects are albums Prairie Home Invasion, Machine Gun in the Clown's Hand, Last Scream of the Missing Neighbors, Become the Media, Will the Fetus Be Aborted?, and the list goes on and on..

by TFS September 1, 2005

hello jello

the coolest thing to ever say when you say hi to somebody. Will definitly get their attention and if it doesnt, well they are gelatin.

"hello jello"
"hey who are you?"
"the coolest person u'll ever meet"
"i knew that"

by Normalest child February 15, 2008

The Jello Man

The act of creating a hole inside of a cup of jello, then cumming inside the hole filling it in FULLY. You must then freeze it overnight and feed it to your friend/ and or spouse. If you're really into that kinda stuff though you can eat it(not recommended)

Friend: Hey are you sure you made this jello right? It's tastes salty.
You: Yes, I gave you The Jello Man.

by Vitality_ February 2, 2017

Punxsutawney Jill

...In the grand tradition of Punxsutawney Phil, the groundhog who comes out in the winter to see his shadow in order to predict an early Spring, A Punxsutawney Jill is the FIRST girl you spot outside wearing Summer clothes too early in the Spring. Generally she is showing a lot of skin, as in extremely tight short shorts usually with some booty showing, and a tight sleeveless half-shirt or a halter top.

...Whoa dude, look at this chick! She's in shorts and a bikini top in April!
...Dude you just spotted a Punxsutawney Jill! Summer must be right around the corner!

by DJAK47 July 2, 2019

Jillen

Jillen is slang for someone that's lame and cool at the same time.

Person A: Yo, what are you doing tonight?
Person B: Not much, I'm just chillin like Jillen

by Azniac December 13, 2012

Jello Clown

A person who walks as though they are a drunken clown with wobbly legs. Sometimes associated with someone who has underdeveloped leg muscles or lacks physical coordination causing an awkward scattery walk.

Ryan wokeup from a nap and was walking around the room like a Jello Clown.

by Rojia Banaei February 22, 2009

Jello Walls

1.) A derogatory term used to describe a woman who has wayyy too much sex with lots of random men.

2.) When the walls of the vagina are loose and jell-o like as a result of too much rough, meaningless sex

Vic: I'm gonna take Brenda home tonight because she got a big ol' butt and she's nice and tight unlike jello walls over there

*you know you've got jello walls when sex feels like throwing a pencil in a hallway*

by di<3 February 5, 2009