Hisses at the everyone when they walk by. Dresses like Dorothy from
the golden girls, plus side her snatch probably smells like
cheesecake. Stabbed herself in the eye with her own chin once. Wears natural deodorant made From the
taint sweat of Tibetan monks mixed with quinoa, possibly a vegan. forehead is so oily that ya can’t even drown the bitch! Loves flamingos.
Tod: hey did u see that new chick we hired on the 4th floor
what’s her story?
Chad: yea! I was
walking past as she bent over and I had the sudden urge to throw canned
cherrys on her ass!
Tod: must be a jillen bro