Generally tall goofy blue eyed man. He scares easily and likes big booty bitches. He likes to unsuccessfully break dance. His only talent is poorly singing in the shower. His gas overtakes your lungs and lingers for hours.
by Fancylegs864 July 16, 2018
A Guy who is sure of his sexuality while all his friends question it. A total douche at times.He thinks he's always right and is a bit of an alcoholic. This type of person usually loves biology and video games. Also has a shitty taste in fashion.
That Jesse is weird.
by 1102-1103 September 17, 2014
A wagerer would yell "Jess!! Jess!!" which means he's going for the favorite. He would wager $20.00 to win, $25.00 if he loses. On the other hand, a wagerer yelling "Take Jess!! Take Jess!!", is going for the underdog. His $20.00 would turn to $25.00 if the underdog wins. Similar to 6-5 wagering.
by Peepticent April 13, 2010
Jess is a very pretty, American, girl that most likely has brown beautiful wavy hair and brown or green eyes. She is the most engaging person that loves to have deep conversations and is very understanding. She can be sensitive at times, some breakdowns, but when she is happy, she’s the best! What also really represents Jess is that they are super crazy! She is not afraid to be who she are and that’s amazing about Jess. Jess is loyal and kind and caring! She always loves a laugh, and can be witty and Sassy. Someone who is often slightly Jelous that her friends are all pretty and thinks she just... there, but doesn’t relise that she is the pretty one. Someone who has a bright, caring, friend she can always rely on; and an other friend that is a troublemaker, has an obsession for unicorns and chocolate, is pretty on the outside and mostly on the indside but not always. Jess has so many inside jokes and so many special memories with her best friend Josie, Merrin, JoJo, and/or Mary. She is truly talented at singing, acting, swimming, and shares lots of hobbies, passions, and loves with Josie! Jess is truly a great friend!
by Mirannda September 30, 2018
Caleb: Damn do you see that girl over there
Jack: Yeah she is pretty thicc
Caleb: She looks like an Amaya
Jack: No that's definitely a Jess
Jack: Yeah she is pretty thicc
Caleb: She looks like an Amaya
Jack: No that's definitely a Jess
by Peter Hogwarts June 16, 2018
by Yourhomierach June 16, 2017
Person A: Jim just told me he has a million dollars
Person B: thats impossible though, he must be jessing around
Person B: thats impossible though, he must be jessing around
by sretlaw ssej November 30, 2009