Jerkless January is an event in which, if you failed NNN, you are to go the entire month of January without jerking off, for if you failed NNN, you will be redeemed if you participate in JJ, but if you fail NNN AND JJ, then you will be classified as the inbred fucking failure you are (but only if you decided to participate in NNN (or JJ) in the first place)! People who won NNN can also partake in JJ, anyone is able to do JJ, and besides, I`m sure it would be good for you if you were the retard who decided to participate in Destroy your Dick December.
Fred: Zack, I think I`m gonna participate in Jerkless January this year.
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!
Zack: I believe in you! We may have failed NNN, but we will not fail this month!!
by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 19, 2021
Get the Jerkless January mug.A Political Jerry is someone who’s gullible and of dangerously low political intellect who lets their significant other or friend group change/manipulate their beliefs in a quick manner. The difference between most people and a Political Jerry is they start believing what ever is being told to them and start pretending to be a political scientist. Political Jerries will do things like post odd/cringey/false political stuff on social media, show up to protest/rallies they know nothing about about, and attempt in debating people who are more educated or qualified than them but always end up looking stupid.
Political Jerry’s are prone to getting upset/emotional when being corrected, made fun of (for posting dumb political stuff), or losing a debate they started. They don’t like to be told them and their “source(s)” of knowledge are wrong because they already feel intellectually vulnerable.
A Political Jerry is the most dangerous thing to democracy because they’ve shown their inability to think on their own, do proper research, and prefer to be told what to think.
Political Jerry’s are prone to getting upset/emotional when being corrected, made fun of (for posting dumb political stuff), or losing a debate they started. They don’t like to be told them and their “source(s)” of knowledge are wrong because they already feel intellectually vulnerable.
A Political Jerry is the most dangerous thing to democracy because they’ve shown their inability to think on their own, do proper research, and prefer to be told what to think.
Ever since Christina started hanging out with her new friends, she’s become a Political Jerry since all she does these days is talk about Pro-Russian politics. We asked her to point out Russia on a map and she pointed to Argentina.
Mark grew up mainly republican until he met his girlfriend a year ago. Now he’s become Political Jerry constantly uploading liberal stuff to his social media and in his group chats.
Our buddy Chris keeps has been a real political Jerry these days. He keeps getting all offended and emotional after getting made fun of for sending us either incorrect/inaccurate political memes. I don’t get it, he does this often and it’s a cycle that occurs often with him.
Mark grew up mainly republican until he met his girlfriend a year ago. Now he’s become Political Jerry constantly uploading liberal stuff to his social media and in his group chats.
Our buddy Chris keeps has been a real political Jerry these days. He keeps getting all offended and emotional after getting made fun of for sending us either incorrect/inaccurate political memes. I don’t get it, he does this often and it’s a cycle that occurs often with him.
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Dissing out alcohol at a party without the hosts permission in hopes to be cool and get your dong wanked in the closet.
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Frequently this is countered with some terrifying insult.
Frequently this is countered with some terrifying insult.
You are not only a jerkface. In my exhaustive analysis, you Sir, are in fact best described as a jerkface deluxe.
Why thank you for noticing - meanie-bag!
Why thank you for noticing - meanie-bag!
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