jewce

a sub par beverage made for the unwealthy, such as kool aide, and or great value products

hey Vince let me get some of that "jewce." said Barry.
"sorry man thats my last bit til pay day," explained Vince.

by jardin propeller June 12, 2011

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Jeeper

Someone who stands around taking pictures of their Jeep flexing on dirt piles with all three light bars turned on talking about their new Jeep Wave Sticker while more Jeepers are standing around and talking about their new Angry Grill while they wait on their one friend who has testicles to swap out a busted d30 stub shaft the last poser broke backing off said dirt pile while waving at each other every time they make eye contact.

You should quit being a lame Jeeper and sell those light bars and get a set of lockers and learn how to wheel

by Not a Jeeper August 12, 2015

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Jencentric Theory

The theory that everything revolves around someone named Jennifer.

According to Jencentric Theory, I am required to immediately notice the most minute changes in my wife Jennifer's hairstyle.

by hamsamwich1 October 17, 2012

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jeese

an alternate spelling of "jeeze", a mild oath, sometimes considered profanity

jeese dude, you totally just blocked the TV!

by fusinfun July 5, 2009

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Jeeves Retirement

The site with the deceiving name EVER. When i first went on it i thought it was going to be filled with saying how much they missed Jeeves or whatever, but nope. it's porn.
Went on it, and had close as soon i saw a tiny bit of it because my parents were in the same room.

Little Johnny: Hey Jeeves retirement site! I'm going to show my mom! Jeeves is my favourite mascot! Mommy look!
*clicks*
*jaws drops*
*turns around and sees his parents looking over his shoulders*

by Momma Bear135 March 21, 2009

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