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Jarrettsville

Ah, Jarrettsville. Possibly the shittiest place on earth. The entire place is full of white trash inbred hicks. The hardcore white trash kids hang out at the local 7-11 all the time. This includes weeknights and weekends. Tuesday nights even, trash can be seen scattered around the 7-11 parking lot. There happens to be one particular trash pit, located off of good old Morse road. This area, known to locals as "The Hood" is a deceiving neighborhood. Under the surface it is really Jarrettsvilles finest. It contains elements native only to Jarrettsville. Some of which include an actual lock on some powerlines thrown there by some kids, a working lightswitch on a streetlight, and some kid and a funny Geo Metro. This certain Geo can be seen cruising around the hood 24/7, crashing through things and breaking stop signs throughout Jarrettsville.
Man, Jarrettsville is such a shitty place.
-Yeah, I couldnt never agree more.
Have you seen "The Hood" recently?
-Yeah, some annoying little shits broke the stop sign in it.
Man, Jarrettsville sucks.
by Mr. Reed May 13, 2005
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Jarret

A goon.
Jarret is a goon
by Dr Green, PhD November 23, 2021
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Pickle Jarred

To work for a long time to get a sexually stubborn girl's panties, unsuccessfully, only to have another man come along and seal the deal in a much shorter period of time. This is often due to the first man getting the female's "juices flowing" and the second man profiting from it. This series of events is similar to someone working very hard at getting the top off a pickle jar, unsuccessfully, only to have a friend come along and pop the top off almost immediately, thus pickle jarred.
Charlie: "Dude, it's been like 3 months already! Tell me you finally got the panties from Jenny."

David: "Dude I wish I could, some juicehead douche from her gym pickle jarred me!"

Charlie: "All that hard work!"

David: I know dude, I know
by malle122 October 19, 2010
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jarred up

To get drunk. To partake in drinking many "jars". Jars is a British colloquialism for a pint of beer or cider.
Did you see Leonard staggering around the pub last night? He was well jarred up!
by David Geetmuckle January 2, 2009
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Jarret

Jarret is the type of guy that likes sports and is very active. He is very charming and humble. He gets good grades. His dad takes care of him and decides what he will do.
Jarret, finish your homework so we can play some basketball
by Jackelberry1234 May 22, 2020
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Jarred

an act of being a complete wanker, sometimes used as a more polite alternative for the word shit
" Dude that bitch over there looks jarred!"

"Woah man, your not kidding!"
by DJSARMY October 7, 2011
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jarren

A guy in a blue sweater and a grayish beanie
97% homo and 3% fag
A 1 incher pincher dick
a silk worm named jarren
by bonerific32009 February 14, 2014
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