Jarred

the lowest form of a douche bag. gets girls pregnant and then leaves them alone with the baby with no support. he will make you cry every night for 10 months. breaks promises and lies all the time. he will be the biggest disappointment of your life, and the biggest waste of time.
"did you hear about what jarred did to brittany?" "yeah, i can't believe that douche!"
by brittanybitch January 04, 2010
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Jar Jar Binxin'

That person who is 6'4", 130 pounds, walks without balance, straight up goof ball, airhead, tree trunks for legs... Jar Jar Binxin.
Yo check this chick straight Jar Jar Binxin'... I'm gonna need a go go gadget tip to stamp that forehead!
by smither614 April 28, 2009
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Jar Jar Binks

So, who's up for serving Jar Jar Binks as the main course for the Coruscant Iron Chef competition. I can only wonder what creative, delicious recipies the chefs can create with Gungan flesh :^P
Mmmmmmmm. Barbecued Gungan ribs smothered with hine-barbecue sauce and served with a beer and garlic fried rice. Come to think about it, I haven't eaten since yesterday afternoon. Bye bye, Jar Jar Binks. (lightsaber sounds and Gungan shrieks)
by Anakin Skywalker August 20, 2003
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Jarred

A boy who acts gay but is straight. He will fondle your balls, and probably take hard anal from a random guy from a Thrift Shop and claims he is straight. He is also one to fool around with and loves his memes. He also loves his panty collection he has in his closet, and the favorite colored panty is green. Also, he is short and some times climbs on walls like a demented spider. He also likes to hiss at sun light and his family when provoked. Finally... he really loves Ass and loooooves small titties and believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
There is no examples of these Jarreds because that's how weird they are.
by DaBoyo05 March 13, 2018
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Jar Jar Binks

Jar Jar Binks is gay and there is nothing wrong with that
by Arlingstin January 26, 2020
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Jar Jar Binks

Intergalactical sex symbol.
by jesus w. bush November 29, 2004
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Jarred

usually a jewish boy who is a hypebeast and his mom is a bitch. He also has a small penis.
That jarred last night was horrible in bed and his finger was broken.
by dasjafj December 12, 2010
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