Jangleweb

n. A vicious, drunken headlock, given to an unsuspecting fellow partier

"Don't get caught in the Tangleweb! The Jangleweb!"

by Eli Samuels December 12, 2008

Jangged

Getting hit, esp. in the "balls" or "gootch."

I just got Jangged in the balls!

by tootheemaxx September 2, 2011

janglehorse

The bloody, viscous effluent which floods out of the vagina after a chemical abortion.

A distant relative of the charliehorse.

That hoe left a ring of janglehorse around my bathtub after nippin' that shit in the bud.

by janglehorse July 9, 2015

jingledank

The are of tying bells around the shaft of a penis and masturbating furiously while smoking weed

"Did you hear that brad likes to jingledank?"

by Edgyspacehipster January 27, 2017

janglejuice

Jangle-juice is a particular drink from a certain restaurant that you always have. It is only good from one place.

eg OMG that chocolate frappe from macdonalds is my fuckin janglejuice.
eg Sorry ill be a bit late, i need to go grab my janglejuice

by TeenageDirtbagBaby May 22, 2018

Jangles the moon monkey

Me

No, I’m jangles the moon monkey

by Captain Dr. dirtymike esquire February 19, 2019

Jangley

something shady or out of place/strange

"That dude is Jangley"

by yekcohh June 11, 2020