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just friends 

1. an easy way to stab someone

2. or an easy piss-weak excuse to tell people "we're not dating" when you totally are
1. boy: look, i'm not sure this is going anywhere... lets just be friends?
girl: just friends? (dies a little bit)

person: are you two together?
couple: (in perfect unison) no we're just friends.
person: (not buying it) uhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
just friends by GODFREY! March 18, 2009
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Just Kidding Family 

Participants who engage and force themselves to be included in family affairs and / or family events of which they are not blood related nor are they actually a part of said family via marriage. We label these individuals as "Just Kidding Family". These individuals often do not see or cannot separate truth from reality.

Sarah: Ron, please bring your family including all of their acquaintances, friends, ex's. Afterall, they're like Just Kidding Family. Don't forget what's his name. He calls me almost every day, Daniel I think it is. Really a nice guy, but tends to cross the family line. I don't mind him being a part of the Just Kidding Family, he just needs to back off some out of respect for The Family. Poor guy is obviously still obsessed with my Julie.

Ron: No problem Sarah, thank you

Just Give'r 

go balls to the wall, don't stop rocking.
when in doubt just give'r
Just Give'r by Shane December 20, 2002

just a prank 

The stupid ass act of saying "its a prank" and hoping the person whopping you ass would stop.
Random guy: *Spits on gangsters shoe*
Gangster: *Tryna catch fades, "Hits Random guy"
Random guy:* Its just a prank*
Gangster: *Too caught up in moment to stop.

Just Some Guy Without A Mustache 

Just some guy without a mustache who hasn't seen sunlight or had friends in several years.
@Just Some Guy Without A Mustache Why tf are you everywhere?!

Just Don't Care 

Not caring; throwing arm over shoulder.
1. Person "You're taking a break from bowling"
Cameron Garbutt "I just don't care", (Flings arm over shoulder)

Person: Your house has been burnt down
Garbutt: Does it look like I care? Cus I just don't care. (Flings arm over shoulder)

Just Damn. 

A response, when something you've seen or you've heard is beyond description. It could be good, bad or indifferent.

The late Royal Marshal coined this phrase and all credit goes straight to him.
You college rivals football team scores a td on a last second Hail Mary to win the game....Just Damn.

You're in Vegas and you hit the one arm bandit for $5 million. Just Damn.

You get pulled over by the cops doing 80 in a 65. Just Damn.
Just Damn. by Royal Lancer November 12, 2011