Ives

A rare STD. It originated from inbreeding in Pine Bluff, Arkansas. Symptoms can include mental retardation, loud-mouthness, social retardation, blisters, uncontrollable annoying singing, sister-banging, and frequent urination. There are possibly more symptoms that will be found in further studies. If you come in contact with a carrier of Ives, be advised that there is no known cure. If you believe you have been infected, save your friends and loved ones and become a hermit.

Waitress: "Your accent sounds fake"

Ives infected person (while showing ridiculous Pine Bluff bicep tattoos): "Girl, I'm from PINE BLUFF!!!!!"

Innocent bystander: "Dude, I think he has the Ives"

by brtcn007 July 20, 2011

allen iverson

da finest basketball player eva!!! he play good too

iverson got 50 last night

by SeXXi KaY KaY April 26, 2005

cranial rectum inversion

Sticking yur head up your ass.

by your mamma February 26, 2003

backpack inversion

a fun game invented by the high school marching band drummers of berlin, ct (also sometimes practiced by Berlinites or a combination of both). basically involves the following procedure:

1: Aquire someone's backpack while they are not looking
2: Remove the contents of the main pouch carefully, being sure to keep everything in the same order (or disorder) as it was found
3: Flip the backpack inside out
4: Put the contents of the backpack back into the now inverted backpack
5: Zip it up and put it back where you left it

the victim of this pointless and rather humorous attack will be most suprised when he/she turns around and finds their backpack flipped inside out. the same attack can be practiced by taking the backpack from their hands and using force to keep the victim away, however, must be accompanied by continuously repeating the phrase "just let it happen.."

shmope: dude, let's do a backpack inversion with dome's backpack.
shmope's friend: ok!
*inverts backpack*
dome: wtf, you guys suck.
mike: hahaha, dome has a big head.

by shmope's friend June 11, 2006

Allen Iverson

Once a star player for the Sixers, but now is just a bum who needs to retire.

Its irony how when Allen Iverson was on Denver, they got swept in the 1st round in the playoffs, while the Detroit Pistons, who had Billups, made it all the way to the Eastern Conference Finals.
Then they trade Billups for Allen Iverson next season and Denver makes the Western Conference Finals, while the Pistons get swept in the 1st round! A.I. messed a team that was once good!

by Hamit September 25, 2010

Iverson Special

When an old guy brings his grandchildren to the post office or bank (or anywhere else only old people like to go) and locks them in the car, leaving a dank old person fart behind.

Also works with rotten cabbage locked in the trunk during a hot Minnesota summer.

Grandchild 1: "ewww... what's that smell?"

Grandchild 2: "I dunno, grandpa must have farted before he locked the car! GROSS!"

Grandchild 1: "Ah, he gave us the old Iverson Special."

Grandpa: "Take that Johnny son-of-a-bitch!"

by Chris H., Pip R. January 14, 2011

inverse 5-second rule

When you pick up something interesting on the ground and you hold it for less than 5 seconds, it is ok to put it back on the ground.

jim: dude didn't you pick that off the ground?
tom: ya.
jim: then why are you putting it back on the ground? you should just put it in the trash.
tom: nah dude. inverse 5-second rule.

by dtix July 30, 2010