7 Year Itch

The common time period where the desirable, or sometimes undesirable, urge to change comes about. The need for dramatic change in life develops every 5-7 years.

This change grows within the human mind, both consciously and subconsciously, and implements necessary action "To Do" something different even though, many times, there is really no need in your current life to do it (ie, Happily Married, A Steady Job, Steady Income, Nice House, etc).

The human mind continually seeks and desires change every 5-7 years in life, for without it, the mind would have nothing to do and no where to grow.

"7 Year Itch"
Life Changing Points Occur Every 7 Years Beginning At Age 5 In Life:
5-11: Kindergarten and your younger school life starts.
12-18: Jr. High & high school years.
19-25: College years or after HS years, first adult years, party years for many.
26-32: Marriage, settling down, big moving time period, buy your first house, starting having kids, etc.
33-39: Divorce, separation, more moving, new job, realization that you are getting older, first real mental or physical problems in life.
40-46: Development of a new career, new marriage, more moving, new path in life, first experience with many closely related deaths in the family.
47-53: Settling down, preparing for retirement, traveling, grandchildren, realization of how short life is for everyone.
54-60: Retirement, if you're lucky, slowing down and settling down, continually dealing with less and less of others who you were close to in life actually being around.
61-67: Living life to the fullest and trying to be happy and thankful everyday that you wake up. But for many, just counting the days to death.
68-74: Have your life insurance plan set and ready for your family, pick your coffin, burial site and more. Pray.
75+: Pray some more, smile, be happy...smoke a bowl...and be thankful for what life has given you Everday, Day In & Day Out!!

by Rkballer July 4, 2010

feminine itch

1) The act of itching one's self in a feminine manner.

2) An itchy vulva, often talked about in the most blatant possible manner on network TV commercials while I'm eating.

1) Look at him giggling like a school girl and going all limp wristed on that itch. That nizzle gots tha feminine itch for shizzle my dizzle.

2) "There are some subjects that are important to talk about with good friends... like painful, burning, feminine itch" - Actual Quote from Monistat commercial.

by Bob McFillius June 20, 2003

One Inch Itch

when one has an itch approximately one inch up their ass.

i really can't go out tonight, i've got this one inch itch that i need to tend too.

by mindweasel March 10, 2009

hells itch

A sunburn that itches badly and when you go itch it it burns like hell, tends to be extremely painful

John: dude my sunburns itches but when i scratch it it hurts like hell!
Bill: oh dude youve got hells itch

by TheYeti138 May 18, 2018

ermahgerd my balls itch

1. a saying in which a boy reaches down his pant and itches his "area" and starts scratching.

boy: "Ermahgerd my balls itch."
boy2: "Ermahgerd mine too ermahgerd."

by ermahgerd glersticks August 20, 2014

7 Year Itch

The "7 Year Itch" comes from a 50's movie. There is a natural tendency to get bored with your romantic / sexual partner after awhile (7 years).

That dude's got the 7 year itch, he's screwing everyone but his wife.

by Ordinary Man 2 March 8, 2016

My balls itch

A universal sentiment spoken by every single man and boy in the world (in every language possible).

English: Fuck, my balls itch!
Spanish: ¡Joder, me pican las bolas!
French: Putain, mes boules me démangent !
Italian: Cazzo, mi prudono le palle!
Latin: Fute, pilae meae prurigine!
German: Scheiße, meine Eier jucken!
Dutch: Verdomme, mijn ballen jeuken!
Afrikaans: Fok, my balle jeuk!
Finnish: Vittu, palloni kutittaa!
Swedish: fan, mina bollar kliar!
Russian: Бля, у меня яйца чешутся!
Slovak: Do riti, svrbia ma gule!
Bulgarian: По дяволите, сърбят ме топките!
Turkish: Kahretsin, taşaklarım kaşınıyor!
Armenian: Ջի՛մ, գնդիկներս քոր են գալիս:
Hebrew: לעזאזל, הביצים שלי מגרדות!
Greek: Γάμα, οι μπάλες μου φαγούρα!
Arabic: اللعنة ، الكرات بلدي حكة!
Korean: 젠장, 내 볼이 가렵다!
Chinese: 操，我的蛋蛋好痒！
Japanese: クソ、私のボールがかゆい！
Vietmese: Mẹ kiếp, quả bóng của tôi ngứa!
Indonesian: Persetan, bolaku gatal!
Sanskrit: चोदतु, मम कन्दुकाः कण्डूयन्ते!
Hindi: भाड़ में जाओ, मेरी गेंदों में खुजली!
Mongolian: Новш, миний бөмбөг загатнаж байна!
Igbo: Chei, bọọlụ m na-egbu mgbu!
Urdu: بھاڑ میں جاؤ، میری گیندوں کو کھجلی!
Hawaiian: Fuck, ʻeha koʻu mau pōpō!
Tamiol: ஃபக், என் பந்துகள் அரிப்பு!
Yiddish: פאַק, מיינע באָלץ קריצן!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 18, 2022