my teeth itch

the feeling of your teeth actually “itching,” usually due to excessive insufflation of cocaine.

*scratches gum line* “Dude, I think it’s time to call it a night, we’ve been up doing blow for 49 hours. My teeth itch.

by occupationother February 25, 2019

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Beard, Itchy Beard

Ways of saying, naaahh, that's fake or NAAAAHHH, that's HELLA fake.

Bob: Yo, I saw a flying saucer!

Steve: Beard!

Bob: No, dude, it was real and it had a bunch of guinea pigs falling out of it!

Steve: Itchy Beard!!!

Beard, Itchy Beard!

by Turdmeister69 March 16, 2020

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itch twitchy twat

When you fuck a long, hard, throbbing cock and your pussy and ass get stretched and the next morning you're twat is really sore

After getting fucked like an animal and having Mike cum all over my perfect ass, I immediately realized I wouldend up with an itch twitchy twat the next morning

by glamour gurl April 15, 2005

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itchy

irritation of the skin usually caused by dry skin cells

Alleriges give me itchy skin.

by Russ Man August 28, 2005

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Coined after the The Villages, FL whereby it is reported in mainstream media reports that the elderly residents freely and openly engage in in promiscuous sexual activity spreading STDs and engage in public sexual activity. The Village Itch refers to:

1. The desire of a Villages resident to do the nasty and engage in unprotected and/or open sexual activity.
-or-
2. The actual contraction of an STD by a Villages resident from Villages resident as a result of engaging in unprotected and/or open sexual activity.

Howard attended the over 60's Night Dance at the Villages last weekend because he had a case of The Village Itch. He got just what he wanted and then some with a trip to his Gainesville, FL Urologist about a week later.

by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

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