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Northern Ireland

A real country. Just incase all those wee shitheads didn't know that. I should know coz I am from there. I think all you wee wankers are just jealous of our country so you had to comment on it. You big douchehead. Yes, I agree we have had our fair share of a bad past, with the troubles and all that, but I don't know why all you's f*ckers give a shit coz half of you's that are commenting on this aren't even from Northern Ireland so shut your dicks. And Northern Ireland is just as god as any other country. We have beautiful scenery, a good history and I love our wee country coz it means we can go anywhere in it without having to get a plane. Unlike if you wanted to go from the north of England to the south of England, it would take you ages, so shut your fanny's especially all you wee irish dicks who think you's know everything. I don't know what you're commenting on Northern Ireland for because the Republic has protestants and Catholics aswell and the Battle of the Boyne actually took place in Dublin so don't be giving Northern Ireland that load of shit you wee cunts. And it's not like Ireland has a better football team or is any more talented that anyone from Northern Ireland so shut your big caked faces!!!!!!!!
I am from Northern Ireland. It's great.
by Jerry Fairy May 18, 2009
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Northern Ireland

The most racist part of the "United Kingdom", the whole island of Ireland, and perhaps even all of Europe.
Ay, did you hear the other day some hundred Romanians fled their homes in Belfast because they were chased by a bunch of gun-wielding hooligans?

What? I thought Northern Ireland was peaceful...oh wait Romanians...Pfft...get em out of here!
by ckckds August 28, 2010
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Reverse Ireland

Hitting it from the back while throwing a cold one back.
"Did you hear Saoirse and Cillian did a Reverse Ireland last night?!?"
"What?! No Way?!"
"Yeah they were very drunk"
by fartbox27 February 8, 2018
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Ireland

A beautiful, dark green island off of the coast of Britain which contains the following:

* Cattle and god Irish beef
* Sheep and good ole Irish wool
* Roman Catholics
* Award winning football teams
* Hurling (an Irish sport a tad like lacrosse)
* Catholics and Catholic churches
* A historical industry of potato farming and proud, strong Irishmen
* A modern industry in computer technology
* An immortal history in alcohol
* Catholics, Catholic priests, Catholic nuns
* The world's most recognised Catholic Saint, Saint Patrick
* A bitter history with Britain starting in the 1200s or so and continuing, possibly to this very day, including:

* The Norman conquests

* The Tudor reconquests and oppression

* The rebellions and the Penal Laws

* The Easter Rising of 1915

* Bloody Sunday 1971

* The Hunger Strike of 1981

* and all of the fighting, death, and protests made before, in between and after
* Catholic politicians who want a completely free Ireland
* Protestant politicians wanting Ireland to be in Union with Britain
* Drunkies in the public houses who couldn't care less
* Speaking of pubs, Guinness

And did I mention they're 80 percent Catholic?
Ireland is the greenest country on Earth. Many a great person came from Ireland and spread the Irish spirit of hospitality, generosity, and humour to the shores of the nations. Truly, this country is a blessing to the world.

And most of them are Catholic, too.
by TarkanAttila22 May 3, 2010
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northern ireland

Give it up limeys, your reign as a superpower is over.
by Jimmy April 18, 2005
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northern ireland

made up of two types of people:
catholics, who whinge constantly about being downtrodden etc and who love to blow people up and shoot them.
prods, who whinge constantly about being under siege, would crawl on their hands and knees through broken glass so they could use some english cunts shite for toothpaste and who love to blow people up and shoot them.
by fucknorthernireland February 24, 2009
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Ireland

A country with a national average IQ of ninety.
Reading the additions to "irish" and "ireland" on www.urbandictionary.com shows that the Irish clearly have an inferiority complex after centuries of systematic abuse and humiliation.
by Ken Popov January 5, 2008
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