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pfp ios

One of the best 60 fps players in a game called Critical Ops, has been in many top teams, should check him out on yt. He is also Elite Ops top ten and ranked first in Belgium.
"do you know pfp ios?"
"yes ofc, hes ranked top in belgium!"
by lemoneater222 December 1, 2020
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Leon iOS

A tier 1 player from the gameStandoff 2” he’s always topfrag and every tier 2 player wants his huge d..
by LeoniOS June 25, 2020
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iOS 18

For some reason because of the scale of the actual iOS 18 update, and the amount of celebrities cancelled around that time, a personal metaphor for overly restrictive, even by a little, safety measures that aren’t posted to Instagram due to the highlight reel effect. For example, Instagram banned adults from DM’ing teens under 18, or a dad telling his young adult son to always avoid hugging his young cousin of an opposite gender, including good morning and good night hugs, and going into his room when the door is open, unless with direct parental consent every time.
I blame me feeling as sad as when my crush moved away and got a boyfriend on “iOS 18”.
by LukeyBearUD December 3, 2024
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io

Io is somewhat of a nice person. He likes cats. He likes women. He likes dogs. He also is very hot and muscular and tall. Also a big Family Guy fan. Also can beat the following people in a pvp battle on Minecraft:

- Orca ; Cribbet ; Quixxo ; TruePizzaMelon ; GreatGaurd ; g1ving ; etc.

He is overall a decent person.
Io is sooooo cool!

Io makes me bark!! woof woof!!
by io probably December 7, 2022
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Dickson iOS

Best Asian 60 fps player on the asshole game called Critical Ops. Hes currently resting in his meditation room to rape any asian player who tries to compete with him. Even Akira IOS and Axist IOS could not keep up with his Godly immense and unstoppable power.
Dickson iOS is the best player alive
by SonickD July 5, 2021
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.io

The top-level domain that used to be a fad to use for indie game projects with 1980s graphics, but nowadays lets you recognize a toxic Silion Valley start-up with the containerized framework crypto AI offerings to solve a problem, that wouldn’t be there without people like them, with more of the same.

You know… the ones with the huge stock photos and utterly useless text blurbs, that look like that of an asexual pickup artist peddling courses. The one seemingly run by 3rd-wave-coffee-sipping iDrones in skinny red plaid dungarees with black suspenders, black 50s glasses and side-combed undercut Hitler Youth / generic-diverse-curly hairstyles running the equivalent of jsLinux as their primary OS. The child of Juicero and a Musk project, not doing hardware, not software, but maybe something cobbled together from existing big projects that a skilled coder could put together himself in an evening, but it somehow presented as the greatest invention to ever save the world. Making Pied Piper look like the old and sane generation.

Not a single barefoot greybeard hacker who has worked on bare metal or Unix boxen in sight. They’re CoC-blocked.
A: Hey, have you heard of that great new thing, doteyeohh.io?
They.io made this amazing new invention that will change the world.io! The iMSmart.io!

B: They invented the … browser?

A: NO!! The text editor dot IO! It’s a platform! For frameworks! In a container! Using the new Crust language! See? You can install any scab you like! Let me just download this 128x128 pixel art animation! … hold on this is only terabit 6G… OK, … See?

B: It takes 12GB to run… a disguised Chrome browser in a disguised VM? … Why are my fans spinning up?

A: That’s just the AI gathering your neural data for Google Telemetry. It will make writing text super-easy! You don’t even *have* to make life choices anymore! Who doesn’t hate being an actual individual, right?

B: Nice OS you got there. If only it had a better text editor…
by Evi1M4chine December 4, 2022
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Io

by Patatiaris November 20, 2021
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