cocktose intolerant 

When there is cheese under the foreskin and the smell or taste of it makes you sick.

Oh man, that guy's dick really smells. No way I'm going near that. I'm definitely cocktose intolerant.

I can't suck your dick...too much cheese there and you know that I'm cocktose intolerant.

cocktose intolerant by bateworld September 12, 2022

lactose intolerant 

The most unafraid people to exist they will consume large amounts of dairy they know what will happen after they consume large amounts of dairy but do they care? no.

Geeard: *consumes 13 string cheeses in one sitting*
Jeff Bezos: "arent you lactose intolerant??:
Geeard: "yes yes I am"

lactose intolerant by nightpickle October 13, 2022

cocktose intolerant 

allergic to semen. A person that is cocktose intolerant cannot swallow semen without having allergy symptoms. So they avoid it.

Please don't come in my mouth because I am cocktose intolerant.

I don't swallow; I am cocktose intolerant.

cocktose intolerant by bateworld October 30, 2022

Fucktose intolerant 

The condition of completely being unable to tolerate other people's bullshit.

After listening to the patronizing comments in the boardroom, Sarah decided she was officially fucktose intolerant and called out the nonsense for what it was.

Fucktose intolerant by Spade. November 29, 2024

fucktose intolerant 

The condition of being completely unable to deal with other people’s bullshit.

John had to leave work early today because after lunch he became fucktose intolerant.

fucktose intolerant by Stceortrty November 30, 2024

Mctose intolerant 

Bad stomach and loose Bowles caused by consuming McDonald’s food

Must be Mctose intolerant, haven’t had a hard shit for two days after that McDonald’s

Mctose intolerant by Bodiddle1881 February 9, 2024

Blacktoes Intolerant

The public display of hygenically unkept,ashy feet that include thick,long, yellowish toenails.

Sometimes put on display and accented with elaborate shoes,flip flops,sliders, and DO include wedges.

This intolerance is not derived from racial indifference but rather a physical reaction to above said displays.

Typically an involuntary reaction which can involve staring, open mouthed wonder, or even new 'ick" unlocks. The display is most often unwarranted and takes place in public with little to no warning, leaving said "observer " with a new unexplainable social disorder.

After going to the salon, I've developed a new condition called blacktoes intolerant.
I developed blacktoes intolerance in the military.

Blacktoes Intolerant by Redriquez May 1, 2026