lactose intolerant

The most unafraid people to exist they will consume large amounts of dairy they know what will happen after they consume large amounts of dairy but do they care? no.

Geeard: *consumes 13 string cheeses in one sitting*
Jeff Bezos: "arent you lactose intolerant??:
Geeard: "yes yes I am"

by nightpickle October 13, 2022

cocktose intolerant

allergic to semen. A person that is cocktose intolerant cannot swallow semen without having allergy symptoms. So they avoid it.

Please don't come in my mouth because I am cocktose intolerant.

I don't swallow; I am cocktose intolerant.

by bateworld October 30, 2022

Fucktose intolerant

The condition of completely being unable to tolerate other people's bullshit.

After listening to the patronizing comments in the boardroom, Sarah decided she was officially fucktose intolerant and called out the nonsense for what it was.

by Spade. November 29, 2024

fucktose intolerant

The condition of being completely unable to deal with other people’s bullshit.

John had to leave work early today because after lunch he became fucktose intolerant.

by Stceortrty November 30, 2024

Mctose intolerant

Bad stomach and loose Bowles caused by consuming McDonald’s food

Must be Mctose intolerant, haven’t had a hard shit for two days after that McDonald’s

by Bodiddle1881 February 9, 2024

Fucktose Intolerant

The condition of being unable to put up with people’s bullshit.

I’m so tired of the people’s bullshit, I think I’m Fucktose intolerant.

by pappasalwaysrollin January 21, 2025

Factose intolerant

When a person usually has difficulty accepting facts/truths, and like to argue why they don't accept them.

Bro is factose intolerant, He just doesn't want to believe that eggplants are technically a fruit.

by Soneat March 11, 2025