Instant creaming is premature ejaculation that just happens to land on a face, coincidentally. Causing her to have an instant orgasm.
Robert screams out "Oh no! It's going to be an instant cream moment!"
Nikki: "I'll go get a towel"
Robert: "Instant Creaming"
Nikki: "I'll go get a towel"
Robert: "Instant Creaming"
by lul435623147813 March 14, 2014
When your dong is suddenly gone because you were trying to have sex with your sister then your girlfriend walked in. (That word is only a valid word in cases exactly like this)
I was tryna fuck my sister, but bae walked in and my dick got scared so it let out a loud shout saying "INSTANT FLACIDITY!!!" Which of course activated the power to retract immediately so as to flee a dangerous situation
by YouDontKnoMe_ September 11, 2019
When a person dies instantly. They’re vital organs for example (brain) or (lungs) are fatally injured in a fast and traumatic manner. Causing blood loss or loss of oxygen and body begins to shut down fast.
by Wisdomtree September 24, 2020
I'm grabbing my instant fancy.
by interferingnewt November 20, 2020
by THE REAL MAYO MAN August 06, 2021
by Donz December 14, 2004
When a girl who seems shy at first and is almost every time changing the 'sex' subject when somebody mentions it. In reality she wants to bang almost every guy at any time. This is mostly refered to high school and college girls who seem shy at high school but break free and become an 'Instant pussy' at college.
Have you heard what happend with Jennifer?
Yeah she wasn't like that in high school.
She's is an instant pussy now.
Yeah she wasn't like that in high school.
She's is an instant pussy now.
by Lazamaza November 12, 2019