if you looked this up, you really should be there instead, i think. thats called obsessive compulsive disorder, you know
by andrew stock (yes, that one) March 2, 2005

A Liam innes is a furry little animal derived from the most stupidest strain of monkeys others wise known as a ragamuffin, a Liam Innes is not at all a ladies man and is in fact quite the opposite, whenever it sees a Brora/Courtney M it gets a boner and goes off to the locker rooms to try to get a schooling from peers in the locker room but always fails as all it ever does is listen, I am not saying it is gay but I’m having second thought with it’s antics . A Liam Innes is a house mouse for a fact, it would rather finger its bum hole and sniff it all day than come out about Helmsdale to have a laugh and a kick about with the real men,
EXAMPLE 1
Grant - ‘Liam I’ll suck your cock if you want’
Liam Incest - ‘aye *sniff* that’s great craic mate
*sniffs like Robbie urquhart*’
EXAMPLE 2
Person 1 - ‘Liam where u going’
Liam Innes - ‘Locker rooms *sniff*’
Person 2 - ‘probably off to fuckin listen again’
Liam Innes - ‘u wantin to go like? *sniffs*’
Person 3 - ‘liam fuck off you couldnt hurt a fly’
Grant - ‘Liam I’ll suck your cock if you want’
Liam Incest - ‘aye *sniff* that’s great craic mate
*sniffs like Robbie urquhart*’
EXAMPLE 2
Person 1 - ‘Liam where u going’
Liam Innes - ‘Locker rooms *sniff*’
Person 2 - ‘probably off to fuckin listen again’
Liam Innes - ‘u wantin to go like? *sniffs*’
Person 3 - ‘liam fuck off you couldnt hurt a fly’
by TheShitStirrer February 14, 2020

by Hitmetwice November 9, 2019

The place people go to be ghosts. If they're staying at the air inn, they don't want to talk to you.
"Bro, that hoe I was seeing isn't responding to me anymore."
"Didn't she tell you she was staying at the air inn? Take a hint dude!"
See: blanking, airing
"Didn't she tell you she was staying at the air inn? Take a hint dude!"
See: blanking, airing
by Jacob babe August 26, 2017

The county sheriff said that the thief got a free ride to the Green Roof Inn in the backseat of a patrol car.
by anonymous April 10, 2023

Innes is a traditional Scottish Gaelic name which is unisex for shallow island. People named Innes are often extremely beautiful, witchy, naturally blessed and have a large deity complex.
by ToadGlamour May 21, 2021

How is it at the lamplighter inn looking for the way down, how's the lamplighter in lately have you found any, without the lamplighter in I'm in the room, lamplighter inn and I'm looking for a light, thinking about my riches I'll be taking a piss at The lamplighter inn.
by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021
