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Impossible

Although many people throw this word around, a lot of things this term has been used as are in fact possible.

Impossible means no matter who does the task or how it's done, the set goal cannot be reached.
Such as pulling a TV character through the TV into your living room.

The antonym possible means that the set goal is possible, most likely by numerous parties.

Most people say "That's impossible" without knowing all potential parties and possible ways to achieve the specific goal, and most likely the goal can be achieved, just not in ordinary terms.

A lot of people ignore clearly impossible things, such as killing yourself and expecting to be a martyr of some sort and getting rid of their problems in doing so, when it truth it creates a lot, it's insanely selfish, and who knows what happens when you die? Oh well this isn't religion talk
Rob: Hey Dave! Dude let's see if we can jump in front of cars on the high way!
Dave: No you're an idiot, you'll die for sure.
Rob: It's impossible to die!

Ryan: Dude it's impossible to finish all of this homework.
Mom: Just do it, you'll finish it.

Rick: That's so impossible to take a toaster and eat it without removing the parts
Dave: Actually it is impossible, good job.
by VillagerofRomeoville April 15, 2009
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impossible sit-up

When you initiate rookies by restraining them from sitting up with a pillow or rag etc and removing it while someone stratles above the pillow with their pants down. Move the pillow and as a result the rookies face will procede into the guys asshole. Resulting in a brown nose.
Barney Dawg was so retarted he tried an impossible sit up and got shit stained . What a douche. Mccoy Sports 4 life
by COdy aka big dagg September 20, 2004
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Impossible

Impossible d'aimer plus
Olivier ne peut pas aimer Sonya plus que Sonya l'aime... cest impossible.
by IMpossible Love November 9, 2012
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impossible sit-up

Action. To straddle someone's face and to place your asshole over that person's nose while they sleep, then as they awake from a punch in the groin...well you get the picture. Ta-da! An impossible sit up.
Matt gave Craig and IMPOSSIBLE SIT-UP and he farted in his nose!
by Godsbest September 2, 2003
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impressible

As a certain activity might not be as tough as what Kyle did, but it is still pretty tough by Becky's standards.
I work 4 times this weekend, but it is not as impressible as working 70 hours a week.
by Famous11 November 8, 2007
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the impossible quiz

something invented for and by bored twelve year olds that people who don't feel like doing their work do in class.
are you seriously playing the impossible quiz? wow.
by TheCrazyMaddie November 12, 2010
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Impossible

Incapable of being done.
It is impossible to get Lord Stark to control tech raiding.
by KCToker July 1, 2008
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