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Bikini Housewife

Chicago-based funk/disco/porn duet. Demos are sometimes at Barnes and Noble, Frontman is Blu Eyez, bassist is MK Lite..
"This CD I have sounds like a mix between Liquid Soul and Bikini Housewife"
by Matt December 5, 2003
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Housewife

Woman who take care of duty's for all men in her house including cooking cleaning and sex every night
Yeah guys she's the wife for our house. We all fuck her housewife pussy
by Vipperwolf@gmail.com September 11, 2016
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the housewife

The act of putting a vacuum cleaner on your dick on the sick setting while wearing an apron and doing household chores
Ever since my wife left me last year I've been doing the housewife every Thursday to keep the house tidy
by Asston Kutcher January 7, 2014
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Housewife

A good little bitch who has been correctly taught that she is lesser than the man of the house. The housewife only leaves the house when necessary (shopping, rare events like a play or fair), spending the majority of the time cleaning, looking after the kids and serving the man (cooking, sex etc)

Whilst the lowly housewife does her simple chores, the man does the important work at his job and taking time for his own pleasure after his hard work, such as watching TV, going to parties and having sex either some random slut, or a female coworker who needs to be taught her place.
"I love the view of Dan's housewife's massive tits when she bends over to do the dishes"
"quick, theirs Dan now, back from fucking his boss's slut daughter, hide!"
by Hentai Daddy 361 February 8, 2021
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housewig

something said in utter confusion by a non harry potter fan when someone mentions house elves and hedwig.
kate: I can't believe dobby died...
nat: you mean the house elf?
kate: yea
nat: I know, and hedwig...
nat's mum: what's a HOUSEWIG?
by LucidDreamz April 2, 2008
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housewife fuck

It is a manner of intercourse primarily in the missionary position in which there is an expression of gentleness, love and compassion. It is often within a Dominant/submissive relationship.
I think I need a housewife fuck this weekend.
by Pudding300 May 21, 2018
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Housewife

Someone that stays home after work to take care of the house/home
My wife goes to work and stays home to be a housewife.
by Deathpool December 24, 2021
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