housewig

something said in utter confusion by a non harry potter fan when someone mentions house elves and hedwig.

kate: I can't believe dobby died...
nat: you mean the house elf?
kate: yea
nat: I know, and hedwig...
nat's mum: what's a HOUSEWIG?

housewig by LucidDreamz April 2, 2008

hoe into a housewife 

Norman "Nick"'s ideology that he can turn a hoe into a housewife. This is a damn near impossible transformation to make considering the type of girls that are found at the University of Okla(HOE)ma. These OU girls are a different type of hoe, due to this, it is highly likely that she will be a hoe even at age 60 because they crave dick more than anything else in the world.

"I can turn a hoe into a housewife, bitch"-Norman "Nick"

hoe into a housewife by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

wealthy housewife 

Also known as Suga from BTS. He goes but many names (Agust D, min suga genius jjang jjang man boong boong, Louis Williams Suga Adams the 3rd, grandpa, 3 dollars, etc.) with his dashing bandana he is able to capture the beaty of a wealthy housewife but make everyone thirsty with his hotness and sick raps. While being successful he also looks after the kids when Jimin is away

Man, i wish i could be a wealthy housewife, just like Suga!

wealthy housewife by VIsMaBebe January 29, 2018

You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife

If you’re with a girl and she acts a certain way or does certain thing like gold dig, thot around, etc. then you cannot make her into someone who will treat you right and with respect. In short, avoid THOTS!

“Man I love Kiana but she out here entertaining these other dudes. What do I do?”

“Well you know the old saying my man’s ‘you can’t turn a hoe into a housewife?”

You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife by BigSlickDaddy April 27, 2022

digital housewife 

it's what common housewife evolved into.
digital housewife uses no cookware, but just photoshop, illustrator and digital cameras to express themselves as artists or grab couple of bucks here and then working with notebook from the kichen table as freelance graphic designer, maybe thinking that this is less humiliating than cook meals all day long.

My wife? she hasn't the faintest idea how to use a wok, in the kitchen she's got macbook, photoshop, and printer. i think she's just evolved into a perfect digital housewife, cooking delicious company brochures, succulent logos.. and tons of digital upholstery pictures to share on flickr.

digital housewife by mave73 March 17, 2009

Pittsford Housewife 

A resident of the upscale Rochester, NY suburb of Pittsford. Typically drives one of these cars: a black Escalade, a silver Lexus LX or a red Prius. Spends the day playing tennis at the club, having her nails done at one of the spas, planning her next shopping trip to Paris or New York, collecting items for a charity event silent auction, meeting with her decorator to decide on a fabric, attending a yoga class or watching the grounds crew work while reading Conde Nast Traveler next to the pool.

Pointing at a women shopping in Wegmans, "What do you think, a Pittsford Housewife?" Reply: "Absolutely. The body is too perfect not to have been sculpted."

Pittsford Housewife by Blake777 April 3, 2011

Real Housewives of Covid

Another incarnation of the Real Housewives media machine but focusing this time on the psychological suffering, extreme claustrophobia and lack of structure that colors everything everyone in the show attempts to do.

In the last episode of the Real Housewives of COVID, the handsome but agitated patriarch was absentmindedly tying a pretty substantial noose in the background while his daughter, bored shitless and on her rhinestone-studded phone, Zoomed her teen psychotherapy group to combat Covid-induced depression.

Real Housewives of Covid by Dr Bunnygirl September 11, 2020