Horse loose in a hospital

metaphor for Donald Trump being the president

"Here’s how I try to look at it, and this is just me, this guy being the president, it’s like there’s a horse loose in a hospital. It’s like there’s a horse loose in a hospital."
-John Mulaney

by intense sneezers February 9, 2021

hospital high

really, really, stoned on ganja

smoking some weed with friends that was so strong i was hospital high

by ting June 9, 2006

Hospital Job

Beating someone to such a degree that he or she must stay overnight in a hospital.

"Christ, my new boss could really use a hospital job."

by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004

Children’s Hospital

A place in which billy goes to moleste kids

“Billy are you a virgin?”
“Not if the kids from the children’s hospital count”

by Bob Trinklebottom June 1, 2020

gen z hospital

an absolutely horrid skit on saturday night live where elon musk and a few others make themselves look like morons trying to sound like gen z-ers

you: yo have you seen gen z hospital

friend: no whats that
you: *sends the link*

by hiimstupid12 May 9, 2021

Hospital Appointment

Ideal chosen excuse for having the morning off work, ideally to attend an interview for a rewarding job. Completely throws any bovate suspicion as hypochondria is accepted as the norm.

"I won't be in 'til 12 today as I have a physio appointment on my dodgy knee."
"Oh okay. I hope you feel better afterwards."
"Oh I will, you bove. I will. Lie-ins are truly therapeutic."

by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 2, 2004

Poole Hospital

A small conhabation of termites, MRSA, and coma patients faicies located in the best part of england, the south.

Also contains: Doctors, unqualified doctors(nurses), patients, E343, E321, Corn starch, yo mamma.

Warning: If you visit this place you probably have somthing horribly wrong with you

Dude i just went to poole hospital

I know i can see the torrent of blood.

Hey man, poole hospital just took out my apendix,

Ye, leave out the anthopomorphism, blood, is a buildin' innit.

by Sir Benja May 2, 2009